Can't talk about it cos it's too horrible, I still get nights sometimes when I can't sleep & my brain pops the memory on. Involved me getting fired from a temp job for acting incredibly stupid. I was young but definitely should have known better. Agh.

Forgot how to use the coffee pod machine... put my mug under the machine, the pod in the mug and stood there waiting... then called my husband at work to tell him the coffee machine was broken

Farting in my doctors face during a pap smear

Pissed my pants trying to unlock a servo toilet door with the plank of wood attached to the key! Then had to return the key...

Crying whenever I have to confront someone. Then talking in a high pitch trying not to cry voice.

I pooped myself once during an orgasm. I was on top of my partner which made it worse because it went on him. And the sheets and blanket. Utterly awful. Years later we can laugh about it. He was so kind and sympathetic, showed no disgust, only compassion towards what our bodies go through in childbirth. Our baby was about 3 months old and I'd eaten something that didn't agree with me. I'll be with this man til the day i die.

It was back in the day when I was leaving a nightclub after having a few drinks. I stepped outside in my little black dress and fancy new high heel boots, and went completely ass up in front of everyone. Thank God I at least had some nice knickers on. 😂😂

Affair partner went down on me, not a min later he comes up...umm ur bleeding....faaaarrrkkk!

Umm probably when I was pregnant and tried to make toast. Apparently I forgot how a toaster works and I sat the bread on top instead of putting it in and set the kitchen on fire. I basically turn in to a toddler when I'm pregnant and need 24/7 supervision and that one only turned out so bad because my ex was at work. Everything else he was home for and was able to stop me before it turned in to a disaster 😂. No more babies for me lol

I was driving and then was stuck on the side of a freeway which then leaded to me shitting myself.