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Answered 5 years ago

So I'm being a fat pig and I'm sitting in bed eating Doritos and salsa. They tasted a tiny bit funny but kept going. Got about 5-7 chips deep and decided to look in the salsa and it was mouldy. I only opened it 3 days ago. I feel ripped off. And slightly sick at the thought of what I've just eaten haha


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5 years ago
Well if it makes you sick you’ll throw up for a couple of days and lose weight! But I’m sure you’re not a fat pig. You were just having a “fat pig” moment, we all do.

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5 years ago
Meh penicillin won’t hurt

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5 years ago
Unless you’re allergic to it like me!

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5 years ago
I'm pretty sure the jar says eat within 3 days?

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5 years ago
I've kept jars longer and they've been fine, plus it was on the 3 day mark.

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5 years ago
I bet you're not a fat pig.
Probably more of a cuddly wombat 🌮

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5 years ago
Did you have it in the fridge?

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5 years ago
You can still eat the chips!

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5 years ago
Imagining you being fat is ewww

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5 years ago
Then don't imagine it, moron 😂😂

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5 years ago
hahahah classic OP love it

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5 years ago
Can’t say I haven’t done that.
Except I was stoned.

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5 years ago
I am not stoned. Just having a fat night hahaha.