Privacy from kids during sex
Answered 10 months ago
I'm looking at moving house, and most of the ones we are looking at have all the bedrooms clustered together so at least one of the kids bedrooms is adjacent to the main bedroom (in my house now, kids bedrooms are at a different end of the house to the main bedroom).
I'm wondering what people do in these cases to cover the noise and signs they are having sex when there are kids - growing into teenagers! - just on the other side of the wall. Trying to be quiet is one thing, but I'm sure the kids will either work out what is happening and be grossed out, or be curious and try come investigate! (And it was akward enough when our 5 year old once walked in while I was giving my husband a blowjob...)
Sorry if this is a dumb question, I just havent had to worry about this until now!
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I give my husband a blowjob whenever I can even if that means going back to the kids room to end a fight and come back to finish my business. My kid walked on us once at two yo and saw my head between my husband's legs, walked back to her room and I got to finish what I was doing . That's also why I swallow. Quick and neat
Have it when they arent home (school kinder whatever)
Have it in the shower (lock the door)
Wait until they are asleep and have it
Go out into the car or garage if kids are old enough to stay in bed
Plan for special days when you can get a sitter
My bedroom was right next to my parents’ in a house with uninsulated walls, and I often got an earful. I was repulsed for a while after I heard them the first time, but as I matured I started to feel happy for them and thankful that they still had such a healthy marriage. I eventually even began to get turned on by it, but adolescence is a confusing time. Lol.
Just try to be considerate with the volume and then don’t worry. Before modern times, very large families often lived in one room, so they all probably saw and heard a lot more than we’re subject to. Like someone else said, first world problem! 😊
They’ll be going out and staying up late in a few years and it won’t be an issue.
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If you think my question is so trivial, why do you bother replying to it and getting so worked up about it? Get a grip yourself.