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Weirdest thing you have used to masturbate?

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I have used a really big candle, bed post, and gear stick.


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4 years ago
A six pack of nuggets

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6 years ago
Lol!

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4 years ago

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4 years ago
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5 years ago
Baseball bat
Zucchini
Cucumber
Wine bottle
Shampoo bottle
Electric toothbrush
Pearls
Dildo
Vibrator
Water bottle
Vase

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8 years ago
A stick of cabana. Yum.

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5 years ago
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

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7 years ago
I once used a Christmas bauble....not the round ones but the slightly elongated ones you get at Myer.....it was so smooth and good, then I washed it and hung it back up with all my other pretties on the tree

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6 years ago
BahahahahhahahahhhHHhaaaaaaa

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5 years ago
Hope it didn’t have glitter all over it! Hahaha

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9 years ago
May i ask why everyone masturbates with objects? I mean i vibrater cool, fingers cool, but a zucchini? A boost chocolate bar? A remote control? Wtf? Why?

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9 years ago
Because we can? Because it feels good? Why do you think?

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9 years ago
I'm zucchini lady and well, my husband is in the navy. He was overseas and my vibrator is a really thin one. I was so horny I couldn't concentrate one day. So that night I tried a zucchini. Never again though. It was too big. Now I know lol

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9 years ago
Why not? It is fun this way

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8 years ago
We used a cucumber for double penetration.

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8 years ago
Don't use a cucumber in your ass. You need something with a flat base because the suction that your ass can have will get it lodged and stuck and you will end up in on that show with their weird shit people present to emergency with.

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5 years ago
I will tell them that I ate a whole cucumber and it didn't digest and that's why it's coming out whole 😂

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5 years ago
^😂😂😂😂

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8 years ago
I use to use an old tee shirt that still smelled like by boyfriend. Just to rub with. It made me feel like he was still with me :(

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8 years ago
Creepy

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5 years ago
That's beautiful x

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9 years ago
A pair of tongs

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9 years ago
I thought that said thongs😂

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8 years ago
I also read 'thongs' 😂

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5 years ago
I'm not sure which disturbs me more, tongs or thongs

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9 years ago
Put the (hand held) shower head on a special setting = heaven. My new fave toy.

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9 years ago
Me too!

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9 years ago
I just have to say if you haven't tried this u r truely missing out!

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9 years ago
Seems my question was deleted! I was genuinely asking how to do it. I've always been curious but I don't want to get it wrong and end up in emergency or on embarrassing bodies!

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9 years ago
It's pretty simple really just hold it there. The water only runs one way so there's no risk!

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5 years ago
I tried to convince my husband to install a hands held shower head, but he got all jealous I'd be in there more than with him so refused gahh

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6 years ago
I used the case my reading glasses go in. Not ideal but it’s all I had.

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6 years ago
A ajistable a a fillet shaver to run my clip was awesome can't afford a vibrates then I wactch rough sex awesome don't judge

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6 years ago
This is the funniest thing I have read in years

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8 years ago
Some of these answers...

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6 years ago
Are hilarious?

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6 years ago
A golf ball with hand moisturiser. Not the way you guess but rather I held the ball in my right hand, put the lubricant on the outward facing surface and then ran it up and down my vulva while stretching myself open with my other hand. The smoth and slippy but dimple-textured ball felt good. Not done that in a long time though.

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6 years ago
A letter opener

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6 years ago
One of those Kong dog toys

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6 years ago
a cactus

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6 years ago
A mother fuc*king door knob

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6 years ago
This column gave me the best laugh!!!

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6 years ago
Ive done the gear shift trick as well lol

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6 years ago
A toothbrush handle, a Ken Barbie doll leg, a brush handle, a wooden drumstick, a remote, coat hanger, running bath water.

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6 years ago
Coat hanger...... wtf !!! Ouch!!!!

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9 years ago
A Zooper Dooper!! Raspberry rocket is the best!!!!

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7 years ago
Wouldn't the plastic sides cut you??

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7 years ago
My foot

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8 years ago
Did anyone else read that story where the prince puts a goldfish in her vagina? Sick

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8 years ago
No

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8 years ago
I just used a string of pearls! OMG!!!!!!!!!! Try it!!

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8 years ago
Well wow. On the weekend I thought I'd be adventurous and used a thick candle. Seems boring now.

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8 years ago
Frozen hotdog

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8 years ago
A back massager

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8 years ago
Moisturiser bottle. I was horny and it was the closest thing.

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8 years ago
I've used an ice pole, a cucumber, a carrot, and up until I bought my current vibratory, I used a beer bottle opener which said " Greatest Dad". My oldest gave it to him for Father's Day ;)

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8 years ago
Electric toothbrush. My god, so intense

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9 years ago
A sybian. Best. Investment. Ever.

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9 years ago
I don't even know what that is..

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9 years ago
Google it

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9 years ago
Wish I hadn't

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9 years ago
Haha

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9 years ago
Oh. My. God. WANT!

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8 years ago
Oh wow! I want one too. Don't think hubby would fork out the $ though!

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8 years ago
A frozen banana. Yum.

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9 years ago
Coke can

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8 years ago
Oh my god

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8 years ago
That's exactly what I said

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8 years ago
I once used the lube bottle. It was probably a bit thick but still pretty nice

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8 years ago
The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think it was not immediately available to comment on the way I am a huge fan of you

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8 years ago
What the hell are you on about?

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8 years ago
You know those silky padded coat hangers your dear old aunt gives you.....

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9 years ago
My mother in laws water bottle. Taste that bitch.

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9 years ago
Oh wow.

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8 years ago
No!!! You did not do that!!

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8 years ago
She loved your pussy juices

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8 years ago
Fark!!! Is all this shit real?

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8 years ago
All real. Maybe not the vibrator one though that shit is just weird.

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8 years ago
This is the thread you're looking for 😂

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8 years ago
😂😂😂thank you! These are bizarre!

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9 years ago
I once used a cucumber. But it had been in the crisper a bit too long so it was a bit mushy. Gross lol

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9 years ago
A black veiny dildo.

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9 years ago
Rolling pin

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9 years ago
A tic tac

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9 years ago
What flavour?

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9 years ago
Who are you? Barbie?

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9 years ago
A glass dildo. It was A---MAZING!

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9 years ago
A cooked chicken drumstick

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9 years ago
The handle of a hammer

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9 years ago
Bocconccini cheese

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9 years ago
A bottle of champagne

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9 years ago
A light saber

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9 years ago
Ha ha I was given a huge purple dildo as a gag gift ( seriously this thing was huge ) my son found it when he was about 3 or 4, came out waving it around while I had family visiting. Yells out "hey mummy look I found your light saver zoom zoom" 😫

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9 years ago
*Saber
Stupid auto correct

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9 years ago
A cheese stick

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9 years ago
A bookmark

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9 years ago
A Microphone

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9 years ago
One of those long twirly lollipops

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9 years ago
Boost chocolate bar, corn cob, and a ball of yarn

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9 years ago
Did you do vag knitting with it?

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9 years ago
Don't be gross

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9 years ago
A hard boiled egg

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9 years ago
I once put in an egg and it came out hard boiled

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9 years ago
A breadstick

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9 years ago
A pinecone

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9 years ago
A stick of cabana

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9 years ago
A rolled up newspaper

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9 years ago
The leg of a chair.

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9 years ago
I saw that in a porno once. Looked painful.

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9 years ago
Splinters...???? Ouch!

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9 years ago
Soap on a rope

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9 years ago
A frozen lamb chop

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9 years ago
The rough end of a pineapple

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9 years ago
A bottle from the mini bar

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9 years ago
A banana, frozen

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9 years ago
I once use a one litre bottle of apple juice. It was going fine until the plastic split and there was juice everywhere. You couldn't tell if I was coming or going! Have fun ;-)

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9 years ago
The funny thing was, I only used it by accident. A friend recommend I should try an orgy, but I thought she said Orchy.

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9 years ago
Coming or going, lol

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9 years ago
Ive used all sorts of stuff. Just about any household item could be used to get you off.

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9 years ago
A can of deodorant, hairbrush handle, remote control, curling wand.

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9 years ago
Hope the curling wand was unplugged

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9 years ago
A goldfish

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9 years ago
A longneck

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9 years ago
My god all I've used is a vibrator😱

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9 years ago
A ham hock

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9 years ago
A pair of socks

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9 years ago
A knitting needle. Was thicker than my boyfriend

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9 years ago
Lol a zucchini