A very angry husband, and for when he's not here, a big bat. Also, a very pissed off me who has a lot of rage and unhealthy coping mechanisms.

I don’t have any kind of security in place. We just make sure we do normal security measures like making sure doors are locked even when we are at home, we have security screens on all windows, we leave lights on if we go out at night time, lock the internal door from the garage to the house every night, lock our cars even in the garage. Just basic things like that. We are lucky our landlords have made sure the house is quite secure because we live somewhere with a high crime rate.

An annoying parrot that screeches "freeze mofo!" to everyone that comes through our front door

Like deposit?

We use Arlo wirelsss cameras