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About a year ago I had to pull over on the side of The highway and do a explosive shit in a kfc bag.. that was fun.

 Have to know... we’re you in or out of the car? And was anyone in the car with you?
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 I was in the car behind the wheel, no one else was in the car haha, but I did make eye contact with who I’d assume her name is carol driving passed.
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 😆😆😆 that's bad
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 This is fantastic 😂😂😂😂😂
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 Yikes! I actually know someone that had this happen... such a shame their teenage kids were in the car with them at the time 🤣🤣🤣 gold
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 My ex was a delivery driver years ago. Had a stomach ache and shat his pants at work in his truck. The kicker...he told everyone about it.
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 Hahahaha he obviously wasn’t embarrassed by it then. I admire ppl that don’t get hung up on stuff and can see the funny side to these things!!!
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Farted during a pap smear. Yes I wish I was joking Hahaha

In Kmart, thought I'd let out a quiet fart. It ripped out like a trumpet.

When we were dating my husband lived with his sister, who was dating one of my best friends. They went out shopping or something so we had the house to ourselves and started getting frisky. In the loungeroom. One thing led to another and we decided to try anal for the first time. About 10 minutes in guess who should come home and wander in the front door. Omfg! I had my feet up on his shoulders and his dick all up in my arse. Fuuuuuck.

Farted while a one night stand was going down on me

 😂😂😂
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Called a male escort
My uncle turned up

 Omg, if this were true it would be so embarrassing. I am assuming in real life, if you called a male escort and it was your Uncle, he would not turn up. Nice try, though.
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 Maybe she didn't give her full or correct name. Also she could have been in a hotel. There's alot of things you don't know.
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I tripped over on a bus. Right at the front. Did a massive stack landing on my stomach with my arms out forward. Infront of a full busload of passengers. And In front of a boy I had a huge crush on. I was thirteen and I’ll never forget it.

I farted and followed through and stained the car seat. I was heavily pregnant and had to wrap a beach towel around me to get back to my house from the parking lot.

 And the kicker... It wasn't my car ...
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Had something retrieved from my vagina by a male Indian doctor

 What was retrieved?!?
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 A carrot
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 ??? This definitely needs more explanation lol
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 She was making salad & got confused about where to put the carrot
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 BAHAHAHAHA
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Too embarrassing to type in here

 Please do it
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 Urinated during sex and said I squirted
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 Squirting is auctually pee though
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 Not entirely
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 Hey i knew a girl that told me that once does your name start with P? If it doesn't its more common than you think.
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 When my husband read that the squirting was pee he went off.
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 It's only urine. I've shat on my husband before. He took it surprisingly well.
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When I was in grade 4 I didn’t have any clean underwear so begrudgingly went to school without wearing any undies (under a short school skirt) I was already not very popular and extremely self conscious so was absolutely horrified when I lined up to show my teacher my work and the naughtiest boy in class (who was sitting near the teacher on the floor due to misbehaving) looked up my skirt and started screeching with laughter shouting out and pointing at me that i wasn’t wearing any underwear 😢

 Why didn’t you hand wash
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 Year four??? Why didn’t she hand wash? Really? Maybe mum was behind in the washing and never realised little miss was out of undies.
My mum was always behind on the washing, all us kids the huge washer was always going. I often stuck my small also in the machine as it went instead of putting them in the basket.
This is why I buy my kids 20 pairs of undies at once, 5 uniforms each and between them (twins) they have 30 pairs of identical socks. I get paranoid !!!

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  You poor bugger. That was me too as a littke kid. But i learnt to turn them inside out. Our mothers were filthy dirty pigs. No wonder i hate that bitch. Kids deserve so much more.
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 I didn’t hand wash at the time because I didn’t realise until it was too late that I had no underwear. We were extremely poor so I only had about 3 pairs that fit, I was also always cold and hungry. I don’t blame my mother though, she really did her best despite everything...it was my dad who didn’t take responsibility for us, I remember some nights we were so hungry, my mum would make soup by cooking a bit of flour and water together, I know she felt really bad for us and would argue with my dad over it but he didn’t care. I’ve forgiven him now though, he’s not a bad person and apologised many years later for how things were - Main thing is I’m happy now and always make sure I have ample food in the cupboard for my kids!
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 Just FYI if anyone sees this and is in that situation: flour and water when combined and baked, make something called matzah. It's similar to communion bread I believe and is not too bad. It's not a meal, but it can take the rumbles out of little bellies.
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 Glad I’m not in that situation anymore, unfortunately it was never enough flour to make the flat bread - it was just enough to thicken the water when it was heated on the stove so we were still hungry after but not so bad, it was worst at school. I remember in grade 5 I actually fainted because of it, the teacher was lecturing me about doing my homework and I just passed out and hit the back of my head on the blackboard chalk holder on the way down, didn’t feel the pain strangely just felt my head bumping - god I could write a book about all these little experiences I’ve had 😂
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 As sad as I think that book would be, I think you should write it
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 Thanks - I’ve actually suppressed a lot of the memories but I dream about them constantly - some things I wouldn’t dare write, not even my husband knows. Ive not thought about some events my entire life until recently and It feels surreal to me now because my life has changed so much...I think to myself ‘did this really all happen’ it feels like another lifetime and I’m so grateful it’s all over. I’ve found true happiness in the end and couldn’t be more blessed.
I write down my memories sometimes and cry but it’s amazing how relieved I feel afterwards! It’s like therapy.....so I will continue to do that :)

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Mum overhearing me having sex (squeaky bed) & making it quite clear she knew what I was up to.

 Yes i had something similar happen- it was mortifying to find out that they knew
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 I've had that with my mum but instead of being embarrassed I just told her to go away and she was only making a commotion because she was jealous I was getting some and she wasn't haha.
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 ^ um ok
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First time I tried anal, after my partner at the time came and pulled out a whole lot of cum and water like shit came out.