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I want to leave my husband because he farts too much.

Answered 9 months ago

I love my husband - I do. But he thinks farting near me is funny - and he really really stinks like something crawled up there and died. I've pleaded with him to go outside and fart out there. But he continues to 'dutch oven' me all the time. I walk into our bedroom at night and the smell is horrendous. I don't think I can live with it anymore.


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9 months ago
Stinky farts are generally caused by what YOU are feeding him....write out a list of what you are feeding him each day and illiminate a certain food for a week see how that goes next week swap it out for another food product try doing some research....your just lucky he doesn't have a body odour problem as that is a lot harder to find solutions for...you need to rectify the problem with the farts as you are actually the one causing the farts...bet that smells a whole lots worse now

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9 months ago
You’re pretty angry aren’t you.

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9 months ago
How do you know that she's the one feeding him? Maybe he cooks. Maybe he buys lunch and it's that which causes him to stink. Either way, it is the disrespect he shows for his wife which is the issue. If my husband was always Dutch ovening me, I'd consider leaving too.

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9 months ago
Hello 1950...

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2 months ago
Check your misogyny at the door. So many layers of wrong to this comment. Your assumption that the ‘woman’ feeds her husband. Love the wife blaming too. It’s a big stretch to blame the wife for his digestive track issues. Did she force feed him or did he eat the food himself? Her husband is a disgusting pig with no respect and his poor choices and revolting behavior is all on him. How does that smell now? Like the truth.

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9 months ago
I left a man partly because of this reason. I think its a valid reason to leave. Its not the farting, its the lack of respect he has for you, driving your need to leave.

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9 months ago
Wtf

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9 months ago
Do a poo on his pillow. Or even on a plate and serve it to him for dinner. Tell him your feeding him this in hopes it makes him smell better.

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9 months ago
Someone just won the internet right here, bravo!

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9 months ago
Don't sleep with him. Honestly we all do it, but, there is a way about it. I don't think I'd be able to switch from walking into that feral room and then be able to be turned on by him. His gross boy like-ness doesn't sound romantic at all especially if it's intentional like trying to dutch oven you. I'm all for playful fun etc. but yeah, that's not a turn on. I'd start sleeping on the couch and just be moving a way from him when he touches you etc. and just tell him he is quite repulsive at times and to pull his head in if he ever expects you to be aroused by him again.

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9 months ago
My husband does the same but I’m not going to leave him because of it!

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9 months ago
Try yet again to ask him to stop being such a disrespectful pig. I fart a lot if I eat white flour products-bread, cake, biscuits. Onion also does this to me. You could work out what sets him off but that doesn’t stop the fart in your vicinity issue, that one he must change. Citing your reason for divorce as ‘he’s farty’ is a bit sad.

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9 months ago
Hire bikies to force an extremely oversized cork in there.

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9 months ago
You may want to try eliminating the foods that make him fart off his diet if you can. You also may want to tell him how much this is bothering you.

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9 months ago
She said she pleaded with him, so she has told him.

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9 months ago
Set up your own bedroom and don’t sit near him anymore. Tell people in front of him that his non stop stinking farts has made you not want to be near him. Someone else needs to tell him he’s not funny he’s disgusting. Embarrass him.