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Is it ok to poo in the shower and push it down the drain?

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Serious question, I get constipated and pick my bum in the shower.


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4 years ago
I'm wondering what this chick does for a job. Is she the bank teller, hairdresser, is she bringing you your lunch at the cafe today?

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4 years ago
Actually I am a hair dresser :-)

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4 years ago
Is it something you do when your husband's home?

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4 years ago
I wouldn't let you touch me or my hair

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4 years ago
that's fucking ferral

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4 years ago
It's actually "feral".

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4 years ago
It’s actually fucking feral.

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4 years ago
😂

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4 years ago
Mother’s 🙄

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4 years ago
Ferral

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4 years ago
OP- you must be bored, couldnt you come up with something better though 🤔

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4 years ago
What could be better than this? This post is awesome!!

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4 years ago
I’ve done that before

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4 years ago
It is actually very common.

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4 years ago
Lol not in my house

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4 years ago
How do you know it’s common? Does it come up in your daily conversations with family, friends and strangers?

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4 years ago
I just cant help but wonder where you sit in the whole, SAHM Anal debate? Please OP, let me know...

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4 years ago
Get some coloxyl and senna and eave ur bum alone. Thats disturbing on so many levels.

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4 years ago
Im sitting here rocking after see this.. um.. shit

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4 years ago
I have to defend this because I have been doing it my whole life since I was a teen. It was normal in our household as a kid. We had open shower drains and it saved us a ton of water, it was just part of having a shower. If you do a bit of research around 1 in 30 people do it, so it's not uncommon. Shit, Shower, and Shave! A shower is a one-stop place, I even wash my underwear, brush my teeth, have a wine, listen to music, meditate, and more. Think about it logically, put aside the gross aspect. Now showers...they are just water and a drain that uses the same plumbing as your toilet. You wash your bits after, you clean up, you have a ton of nice smelling shampoos, etc to throw down and wash up after. Now compare to a toilet where most people can't even wipe their ar**s properly...skidmarks, poo dangles, poo skids on the bowl, etc, the shower is actually not that much of a bad choice is it. Hell most people can't even clean the toilet correctly, a shower is so much easier to clean. Also in a shower, your bum never gets hit with a cold seat up, or pee on the seat. From a health point of view, squatting to poo in the shower actually puts you in optimal body position for correct bowel alignment and expulsion. Really it's just humanity making boundaries of what we consider "normal" or correct. I reckon you all should try and come back here and comment, you might be surprised. No more runs from the warm shower wet to have poo, just try it.

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4 years ago
Sister from another mister. I love your work sweetie. Nothing more satisfying than a nice dump with the warm water running over your pooper.

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4 years ago
🤮🤮🤮🤮 great now i'm going to think about this when we go to buy a house. Better put bathroom reno as essential now.

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4 years ago
Im with the horrified crew.. do you bleach and scrub your shower drain? Like you would a toilet? BRUSH YOUR TEETH, HAVE A WINE, TAKE A SHIT?!?!?!?! 😵🙄😱🤪🤦🏼‍♀️😷 fkn hell ....

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4 years ago
There is nothing wrong with it. I have been doing it for years, saved a ton on toilet paper and always have a clean bum. Some showers you can remove the grate off the drain by unscrewing it, so then with some trained aim or coaching with water you can avoid the "waffle stomp". I don't do it at other people's places...that's just not cool but. On the topic another great bathroom/shower hack is if you don't want others using your soap, chop off some pubes and rub them into the soap.

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4 years ago
OMG are you kidding? I hope you are kidding, that is discussing.

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4 years ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years ago
Yes yes yes! This is exactly what we did when we ran out of paper during COVID. Come on people, you can't tell me you haven't ever had a sticky poo that you need to wash off in the shower.

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4 years ago
Omg i'm horrified people like you exist

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4 years ago
I have never had a sticky poo that needs washing in the shower 😵, with no toilet paper wouldnt you just poo in toilet then have a quick shower to clean things up??


Not a bad idea about the soap and pubic hair 😂 if i lived in a share house i might do it ...

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4 years ago
WAFFLE STOMP!

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4 years ago
Hahahaha 😁😁😁

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4 years ago
No we've just been waiting for somewhere to write WAFFLE STOMP!! This was the perfect opportunity!

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4 years ago
But I clicked on this specifically to write waffle stomp and you beat me 😭😭😭 admin has unfair advantage.

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4 years ago
great minds think alike eh? 🤣

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4 years ago
Pick your bum!?! What does that actually mean??! O M G

EAT A FUCKING VEGETABLE

FIBRE

SHITTING IN THE SHOWER IS NOT OK


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4 years ago
So gross. Maybe use the vegetable as an enema

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4 years ago
get some fucking metamucil and sort out your ass

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4 years ago
Hahaha i love this post, thanks sahm staff for keeping it up 😂

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4 years ago
This is going to sound disgusting, but a couple of times I’ve been really constipated. Put some lube up your bottom, lay a couple of garbage bags on the floor, squat and get that poop out, then you can wrap it up in double garbage bags and put in the bin. No needs to squash it down the drain and deal with poo between your toes and a rotten stench rising from the shower for years to come........ If you are constipated a lot for no reason, you should see a doctor.

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4 years ago
Gross

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4 years ago
Woman are more disgusting then men.

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4 years ago
In this day and age it probably means you’re racist. No joke.

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4 years ago
Hilarious 🤣😂

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4 years ago
Can't you just pick your bum when on the toilet...

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4 years ago
😆

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4 years ago
Or perhaps just not pick her bum at all 🤮

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4 years ago
😂😂😂 I’ve had a really crappy day ( pun was not intended) lol and this just made me laugh out loud literally. More so because I just can’t believe what goes through some people’s head.
But NO! Seriously NO NO NO NO NO NO

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4 years ago
Wow i thought it was gross when people peed in the shower but this is a whole other level

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4 years ago
Waffle stomp it mumma!! 😂😂😂😂

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4 years ago
No. Are you sanitising the shower afterwards? Are you unclogging the drain and sanitising it + the implements used? Does your shower drain flow to the same pipe as your toilet? Ours doesn't (we've had sinks backed up and it caused the showers and baths to back up, but the toilets still flushed fine). What happens to your poop then? Does the sewer and the water drain go to the same place? What happens if you have a little left on your foot when you get out of the shower? Do you track your own shit through the house like some kind of animal?
Do you thoroughly clean your fingers nails and cuticles afterwards? Those are the hands you use to make your childs dinner. With your poop all up under there.

It's nasty. If it was an accident (like gastro) that's one thing. But to deliberately do it is just gross.

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4 years ago
So, just clarifying, you’re against it?

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4 years ago
Yes. I find it abhorrent.

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4 years ago
What the fuck is wrong with the world at the moment?

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4 years ago
Yes when my toddler pooed in the shower

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4 years ago
Oh my 😱

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4 years ago
That's disgusting. I hope it gets stuck in the pipes. Have fun explaining that to your plumber 🤢