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Do you ever pretend you don't hear your kids calling?

Answered 2 years ago

Obviously not when they sound distressed or anything but more like that "muuuuum. Where's my basketball?" voice


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2 years ago
When they were younger and always fighting and dobbing I would wear my husbands work ear muffs and pretend I couldn’t hear them. They’d soon shut up.

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2 years ago
Wait till their voice breaks and they sound like an old ram when they go MUUUM, I wish I could ignore 😂

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2 years ago
Holyyyy shittttt that describes my 13 year old son perfectly 😂

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2 years ago
Yep, I've got selective hearing too. Occasionally I've said my food has got chilli or alcohol in it, so I can sit down & enjoy my own meal in peace (while it's possibly even still hot).
Before the trolls start hacking, my kids have access to plenty of food, they don't miss out.

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2 years ago
I only hide when I'm fucking wasted. Usually cuz I'm giggling and eating their chocolate too

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2 years ago
Yes, sometimes I hide too.

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2 years ago
Let's all bow down to the perfect mother. I've hidden too, I feel ya mumma!!!! Xx

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2 years ago
ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

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2 years ago
Sometimes I just pretend I'm sleeping. They're teenagers, they'll figure it out

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2 years ago
Yeah, all the time, sometimes with my
Teenager i just flat out ignore her to her face.

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2 years ago
Hell Yes 🤣