My friend was asked where he could get married and if he could get married in a lake, my friend was like WTF do what you want, get married in the ocean for all I care.
But he was asking where you could get marron

Friend of mine said he was off to see a man about a horse, two hours he comes back and I said "so did you buy the horse" he pissed himself laughing. I didn't realise what that term meant lol

I was helping dad at work once when I was 16ish years old. He was a tradie. He was working at a very well known "pyjama designers" house.
The day I was helping dad at the house there was a sparky I was talking to. He was telling me about a photo shoot they had in the house the day before. He told me about all the 'stunning birds' that were in the house for this photo shoot. Being the animal lover that I was I said, oh I love birds, what types were there? He gave me a laugh and said all different types.
Yeah I had no idea what he meant until I was older. 🤦‍♀️

My European friend was visiting from overseas and went out with hubby. Someone kept asking him , “would you like a seat?” And he kept saying “what? What?” I don’t need a seat, eventually leave me alone!” The guy followed him to the toilet eventually, where he then realised he was saying ecstasy.

My husband and son were talking about a circular saw. My daughter yells out from another room not hearing the full story, “ what sort of dinosaur was that?”