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Hi everyone, I've had a REALLY shite day. Any chance we can put aside all the nastiness and trolling to share something

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Hi everyone, I've had a REALLY shite day. Any chance we can put aside all the nastiness and trolling to share something funny about your day?

Or embarrassing. I don't mind. I can't handle any negativity that's here lately. So funny, stupid, embarrassing shite only. Cheer up this old mole 😁


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5 years ago
I had the sudden urge to sneeze right after I put a huge fork load of rice into my mouth. Tried so hard to stop it. Couldn’t. Tried so hard to keep my mouth shut. Couldn’t. I sent rice and snot flying all over the table, my arm and my iPad. Luckily everyone else had finished their dinner and had left the table.

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5 years ago
I wet the bed after having a toilet dream...
Try explaining that to the husband hahah

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5 years ago
Argh I have toilet dreams all the time. I wake up in a hell of a panic. Luckily for me though I haven't had any accidents so far *touches wood*

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5 years ago
My 11yr old answered the self serve check out when it said no cash out at this terminal do you wish to continue with a very loud YES! I cracked up and then explained its not voice avtivated!

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5 years ago
Hahaha great job little champ!! Thanks mate, aren't they beootiful 😂❤

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5 years ago
I answer them all the time lol. Especially when they say ' unexpected item in the bagging area' I'm always growling haha.

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5 years ago
My daughter asked me why my breasts are not tied up. Walking around with not bra / top on ... trying to find a bra

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5 years ago
I saw kangaroos tonight while on holiday. Cheered us all up! Woo! Can make kids laugh trying to ‘chase’ kangaroos. Not really; we were no way near them and I know ho dangerous they can be. But we ran along from a distance and j pretended to chase. Gave my little people some giggles. 😍

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5 years ago
Haaaa no sh*t bless em for trying and you even more for pretending!! Mums are the best fakers:)

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5 years ago
Damn right we are. Who knew that was in the mum job description ☺️ The things we do for them hey.

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5 years ago
I farted during my staff meeting last night. It was so loud and long.

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5 years ago
One of the kids i babysit was being silly and asked me the best way I could knock him out. I told him, "I'd give you a forearm smash!" He replied, "Whose arms are the other 2?" 😂😂😂