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Funny baby stories

I just read this on the medela site about breastfeeding and chuckled

“My phone kept autocorrecting ‘nursing’ to ‘murdering’ for some unknown reason. So I was telling people often that I just had to finish murdering the baby quick.” — J. (Disclaimer: No babies were harmed in the making of this blog! ?)

Does anyone have their own funny breastfeeding /baby /child stories to share?

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Carrying my one year old and didn’t notice she’d pulled my cross over top down exposing my boob. Luckily they were great boobs and I happened to be wearing a really pretty pink bra. And I was leaving a quiet play centre so only one person saw me, tho he did stop to talk to me for a while. Pervert.