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What was the first thing you said after giving birth for the first time?

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2 months ago
She looks like a monkey ...... lol

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2 months ago
Oh my God you're real!

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2 months ago
After over an hour of pushing and watching him come out in a mirror, I loudly exclaimed “Holy fucking shit balls!l” and that basically sums up how I felt about the labor.

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2 months ago
Yelling ‘oh my god it’s a baby, oh my god it’s a baby!!!’
Like obviously yes. Too much gas

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2 months ago
Expelaramous!

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2 months ago
"Ummm we need a new name"
We hadn't found out the sex of the baby but had a feeling it was a boy. Turns out the feeling was wrong, and we had a girl.

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2 months ago
never again. it was my first (and only) baby and i was over being in labor after so many hours 😂

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2 months ago
Is he okay?

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2 months ago
He's so precious! He's so precious! (Like a broken record)

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2 months ago
“A boy??!! What am I going to do with that? “
First baby, having grown up with all sisters and convinced throughout my pregnancy it would be a girl.

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5 months ago
To my husband “ where is she, where’d she go, where’d they take her, I can’t see her, where is she”. She was born in the toilet just outside the delivery room so midwife came running in to take her while I was cleaned up and carried out.

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5 months ago
Born knowing the sex the first thing I said was “it hasn’t a penis!!”

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5 months ago
I want sizzler

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5 months ago
‘Is he a dwarf??’ He had an ENORMOUS head, and tiny body

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6 months ago
what do I do with it?!

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6 months ago
Put it back (i wanted a girl)

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6 months ago
“We are not doing this again!”!:)

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6 months ago
"She's ranga" - neither of us have red hair.

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6 months ago
Is he ok?
20 doctors entered the room as he came out a little stunned

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6 months ago
Ok, Im hungry. At the check up it was When can we have another? Only have the 1 still...

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6 months ago
A boy? Wtf?????

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6 months ago
Can i get onto the bed

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5 years ago
Never again! (Considering a 3rd now lol)

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11 months ago
I don't remember I was just overwhelmingly relieved it was over

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5 years ago
I can't remember to be honest! I know I didn't ask what the sex was straight away

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5 years ago
Me either, the nurse said to have a look ang had to say it more than once. Then my hubby wanted me to confirm his name as my mum was there and we hadn't told anyone. Then everyone realised I was bleeding out so the room filled with people.

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5 years ago
1st baby 19 months ago I said I wouldn't be doing that again in a very long time! (Didn't have epidural after being induced, baby was large and had to be vacuumed out). 2nd baby was born on Friday 20th November just gone and from the start I had an epidural as had been unwell with a chesty cold all week. A much easier birth only requiring 10 minutes of pushing vs 40 mins the first time and hardly any pain and when they said baby's head was coming out I said "Are you sure....it can't be that easy!!"

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5 years ago
Congratulations 😊

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1 year ago

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1 year ago
Can I look is it okay

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1 year ago
Why is it blue

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5 years ago
I said 'I love you' to my husband.

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4 years ago
I did too after baby number 5

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1 year ago

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5 years ago
"I could do that again!". Nurse and hubby were like "ease up tiger!"

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5 years ago
I said almost the same thing! I said to my partner I'm not done we will be having another. I am now 38wks with no.2

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1 year ago

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1 year ago
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2 years ago
I had a whole baby - A WHOLE BABY!!!! All the nurses were laughing their heads off but I just couldn’t believe I had given birth to an actual perdon! 😂

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2 years ago
*person*

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2 years ago
Is it okay? What is it? 😢
I still cry.

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4 years ago
I did it!!! First baby, 3 day labour, drug free, homebirth!! I did it!!

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2 years ago
Oh, here is your trophy. 🏆

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2 years ago
I’m scared to look! Is it ok

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2 years ago
I'm hungry

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2 years ago
“ I told you she was about to fall out” after the midwives insisted I had at least 8 hours to go and told me I just needed the toilet. Gave birth in the toilet 2 minutes later.

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4 years ago
My first - 'can I sleep now' ... 5 days of contractions and labouring through sleeping pills the hospital gave me 'to get some rest'!! ..
my second - after a very dramatic emergency forceps delivery when my daughters heart stopped - to my partner .. 'you go with her no matter where she goes... I'll be fine...' ..

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2 years ago
Aw that’s so beautiful you said that to him.
Mummas love 💕

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2 years ago
1st baby - shes so purple
2nd baby - look at all that hair
3rd baby - what day is it (8 hrs under a general)

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2 years ago
Omg I don't even recall what I said now

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3 years ago
worst decision of my life.

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3 years ago
"Oh... general anaesthetic sucks"
"How's the baby?"
"I'm hungry. Can I have a burrito now?"

Hahaha I'm a shitty mum only after my 2nd did I even remember to ask about the baby 😂 but by the 3rd I had my own priorities... of course the baby would be fine, but WHERE'S MY FOOD?! 😂😂

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3 years ago
"Look honey, I made a Vagina." as the doctor told us our baby was a girl.

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4 years ago
Im Never having any more this was in 2002 now were and 2017 I just had bubs no #8

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4 years ago
"Awww.... you stink".

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4 years ago
"what is it?"
The midwife answered "a baby". dammit woman, I want to know the sex!!!!

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4 years ago
I did it.
I made this

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4 years ago
Quick get your dad I think the baby is coming- oh it's here, get me a towel please.

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4 years ago
Ewww she stinks..... take her and make her cry!

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5 years ago
I asked can i see her? She was very early i didnt even get a glimpse before they took her away!

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5 years ago
I have premmies too. High 5 premmie mum! 👋

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5 years ago
Preemie mum of two here. Yep, it's hard when they whisk them away. xx

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4 years ago
Mine was early also and didn't make a noise after he came out in a 38 minute birth.
Mine was just 'is he ok? Is he ok'

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4 years ago
"Aren't you going to clean her first?" Hahahaha a little high on the gas...

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4 years ago
I want to do that again... I think it was the overwhelming emotion of love that got me hooked and want to feel it all again

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5 years ago
I need a shower (do high on gas) didn't even ask where my son was lol

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5 years ago
*so

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4 years ago
Haha me too lol

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4 years ago
I need a shower

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4 years ago
"He's so beautiful... he's so beautiful!"

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4 years ago
I'm never doing that again.....2 years later I had my 2nd and again said never doing that again..

Needless to say I can't have anymore kids due to unfixable womb 😢

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4 years ago
Don't give it to me, I'll drop it!..............too much gas!

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5 years ago
1st baby- where's my baby??? Give me my baby!!! Wow he looks like a frog!
2nd baby- are you sure he's mine? That was too easy.
3rd baby- red hair??? Bahahahahaha! Honey he's a ranga!

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4 years ago
My response was: ' oh thank god she's not a ranga'. Both our mums we're red heads and I was particularly out of it

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4 years ago
I had a C-sect under general and when I came to that was my second question lol red hair?

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4 years ago
"I'm sorry about your carpet"

3 weeks ago I gave birth to my daughter at my neighbor's house. I was worried about his carpet being stained. Her twin brother was born an hour later via C-section. At the hospital

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4 years ago
NEVER AGAIN. I MEAN IT.

Sarah Jade, Mum of 2.

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4 years ago
I looked at my daughter and said " I have to puke". I had an epidural, a c-section and the table was tilted too low, and when I got short of breath they gave me more meds which made gave me nausea and when they tilted the table a bit, I really got sick.

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4 years ago
Does it have a big nose? The midwife asked me if I wanted to know what sex it was. I didn't care what sex it was. All I cared about was if it had a huge nose like its father or a cute button nose like me.

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4 years ago
Is he ok? Only because they were not real sure if there was a heartbeat anymore. But he was ok but breathing very fast... He spent the first night in the nursery which was not fun for me... I didn't really sleep at all...

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4 years ago
He was put on my chest and all I could say was ' now what?'

Then my doctor made it ( 10 mins after birth ) and i was saying sorry for not waiting for her as she really wanted to birth him haha.

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4 years ago
The first thing I said was 'what is it?' (Referring to the gender) which was closely followed by 'thank god for that' (it was a boy) told hubby i was never doing that again and 14 months later i was back having my 2nd haha

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4 years ago
Oh thank god for that. Lol. My last daughter was posterior and I was in a lot of pain getting her out.

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4 years ago
"So that's where all the ice cream went!"
(Baby was over 10lbs.......I craved ice cream during first pregnancy!)

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4 years ago
It's a boy one!

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4 years ago
Ihad my baby in chile and my poor husband don't speak a word of Spanish, was a c section and I was very sedate because the try induction for 8 hours before...as soon as I see our girl i say "I will love you for ever, welcome to this world" We kiss with huby and I tell him to dont separe of her I will be alright

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4 years ago
And that's how it's done.

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4 years ago
Pretty sure I said. Thank f*#k that's over 😂😂

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4 years ago
After having my 1st i said "I need a glass of Vodka after that"lols the modwives couldnt agree more😂😂😂

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4 years ago
No. 1 - "It's a boy, Bub, you have a son," (said to a shocked looking hubby.) Then I thought, I could do that again as it wasnt as bad as i had anticipated.
No. 2- "It's a girl! I never have to do that again!" We had only decided on 2 kids at that stage.
No. 3- "I never have to do that again." I repeated that a few times before he was handed to me. Then hubby walks in, he missed the actual birth.
No. 4- (Our surprise baby, born 2 weeks ago. Also after my first high risk pregnancy.) "It's a boy! He's here! It's finally over!" Such relief to have a quick, easy birth after the pregnancy issues. Then holding him close and saying "mummy's here." Nothing beats that first warm, skin to skin cuddle.

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4 years ago
I had a c-section I said to my husband "you do not let him out if your sight until I get back up to the ward".

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4 years ago
Moments after entering the world, and still attached to me. She was resting on my chest for the first time and I said
'Isnt she the most beautiful baby you've ever seen? 💛'

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4 years ago
"I want your job!" (Speaking to the wonderful midwives who looked after me)
10yrs later, I'm a qualified midwife! 😁

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4 years ago
Its so tiny..

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5 years ago
Why is it purple?!

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5 years ago
Me too!

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5 years ago
Placenta pate anyone?!

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5 years ago
my reply after 8hr labour I'm never doing this again never having any more now preg with no 8

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5 years ago
I have a son I can't believe I have a little boy!!! Whilst crying and sobbing with sheer relief and happiness.

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5 years ago
oh my god oh my god oh my god

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5 years ago
Previous night had little sleep as was sober driving (37wks) then got to bed at 11.30pm labour night.. 20min later waters broke :/ baby arrived 10.40 next morning I was sooooo tired... The second he was out I sat up and said "Right someone pass the scissors to hubby, and grab my dressing gown" Lol adrenaline had kicked in hard and I totally forgot there was placenta to deliver and that I need stitches from episiotomy!

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5 years ago
What is it?

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5 years ago
Thank fuck that's over

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5 years ago
My first I said "oh my god its a kid"

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5 years ago
😂

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5 years ago
Oh shit i turned into my mother

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5 years ago
My first baby "get him off me" i had really horrible pnd and depression throughout my pregnancy :(
My second baby, "omg!!! Ur here! Ur perfect!" Or.something along those lines lol

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5 years ago
Are you sure it's a boy?
Then when I was getting stitches my partner did the old "can you put a few extras in there while youre at it?" To which i straight away said "what? You too small?" The nurses just laughed and sent him outside with the baby for a bit.

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5 years ago
Bahaha i wish i had that comeback when my husband said "Can you throw a couple of extra stiches in so its better then before"
The midwives glared at him considering i was lucky to be alive after a 3ltr post partum hemorrhage.

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5 years ago
There are guys actually dumb enough to say that?!?? My god lol

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5 years ago
Omg what tools! I can't believe men say things like that after their wives birthed their child! My husband was all praise and love!

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5 years ago
I can't remember what I said but I remember thinking 'thank f*** that's over' (horrible birth)

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5 years ago
Lol I said.... Are you sure it's a girl?. We didn't know what we were having, surprise girl number 2 :)

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5 years ago
Is he okay?

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5 years ago
"I've been waiting for you my whole life"

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5 years ago
I DON'T EVER wanna go through this again!!! - that was with my first. Then after a year i got pregnant again (in shocked)... 😦😦😦

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5 years ago
Me- Oh it's a baby !
Midwife- Yes. It's YOUR baby.
Me- Oh that's okay then.

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5 years ago
"Okay 7:38am, I can probably still make it into work on time if I get in the shower right now!" (I was in a little shock and my son was 3 weeks 1 day early)

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5 years ago
Oh god what are you two crying for - this was aimed at my mother and sister who went through labour with me

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5 years ago
"Is he still a boy?" Followed by "at least he isn't ugly!" Hahaha.

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5 years ago
I want another one.

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5 years ago
"He's tiny" - about my 10.6lb baby since my son before was 12.5lb

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5 years ago
"Hello baby, oh my god, hello, hiiiiiiii"
Over and over again :)

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5 years ago
1st baby "what is it" - it was a boy
2nd baby " no more babies" after seeing how big he was - 12 pounds and. 2 oz then I had three more babies

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5 years ago
1st baby- omg he's a freak (he had a small skin tag)
2nd baby- ew she stinks

Both high on gas, and no I didn't think my son was a freak lol

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5 years ago
Lol!! My son had one too!

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5 years ago
Has she got any hair? Is she a ranga?

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5 years ago
First baby I said happy birthday Seth!!
Second baby was thank god that's over, OMG he looks just like Seth, and they are the biggest set to balls I have ever seen lol

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5 years ago
I don't think I could do that again and here I am now with 2 thinking about a third but also very scared of doing it all again

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5 years ago
What's going on down there??? (In reference to getting stitched up...I didn't know the doc gave me an episiotomy)

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5 years ago
I had an episiotomy as well and may as well of had no pain relief I felt it all and hurt so much and the stitches were quite painful that time but pretty good second time rou d

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5 years ago
Boy!!! Nurse said wow he is a big boy! We had a girl..I need sang the songs i had been singing to baby and my toddler Everyday. Felt like a weirdo big weirdo. but it calmed baby down and i dont regret it. My first thought was oh, she looks just like my siste . How does that happen! Everyonw said the same thing.

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5 years ago
Can I eat now? (It had been 20 hours) I might have been a little delirious from the epidural, exhaustion and hunger. At 4am my husband left the hospital to get me an Egg McMuffin and Orange Juice.

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5 years ago
i cant do this i cant do this!!!!! (screaming at top of lungs whist 1st bub comes out) nurse passes me my first nb, me- "oh hello sweety i love u."- in a calm sweet voice. haha. my hubby was like wow that was a quick transition...

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5 years ago
What did we have? x2 was too excited needed to know the sex as soon as they were out.

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5 years ago
Welcome to earth.

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5 years ago
Omgosh look at her hair! I expected a baldy like dad and I and she had all this dark hair! Dad kept asking if I wanted to see her face and all I could keep saying was no look at her hair! (I also decided on her name based on her hair haha!)

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5 years ago
They handed him to me and I said "your so worth it" ( had just had a pretty terrible labour.

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5 years ago
1st what is it? (A girl)
2nd please dont let him look like his father (the father ditched me as soon as i told him i was expecting and yes he does look like his father but he also looks like me)

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5 years ago
Look at the size of his feet!

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5 years ago
I have no idea with either . I remember looking at my partner and his face when he got handed his girl though :-)

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5 years ago
She's so tiny!

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5 years ago
Can I go home now

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5 years ago
Yip, that was the second thing I said lol I did go home, 4hrs after the birth. They tried to tell me to stay but I said nope I'm going home that was enough for one night and I'm exhausted need to sleep in my own bed and hug my husband.

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5 years ago
After asking if she was ok they handed her to me and I commented "wow she smells" lol

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5 years ago
I was in shock, I said nothing probably for 20mins just got back in the bed and held him and nodded my head at people. I think the first thing may have been, he looks like my husband but no Afro yet. I'd be interested to hear what people said during the first really bad contraction in their first and second births.

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5 years ago
To hubby: "Oh my god she looks like your mother!" Hahaha she's nine now and I still feel bad about that!

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5 years ago
I was wrong! (Thought it was a boy, was a girl)

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5 years ago
After waking up from the general anesthetic (after all 3 births): "is the baby okay? Where's xxx (hubbys name)?"

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5 years ago
Curious, why did u have a general?

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5 years ago
2 emergency caesars (eclampsia and pre eclampsia) and 1 planned caesarian (epidurals never work for me so it had to be general).

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5 years ago
Oh my giddy ant hes a ranga, is he mine?

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5 years ago
We had a c-section. I turned to hubby and said "I love you" Then to my new daughter, "I love you" Then a big thank you to all the surgery staff. Then I talked my face off in recovery.... then when I finally got to my room and hubby & baby weren't there yet, "Where Is My Baby!"

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5 years ago
First baby I was in shock: and had severe pre eclampsia
Second: omg he is huge ; he looked like a sumo wrestler
Third: omg he is white ( middle son had my tanned skin so wasn't expecting another one like daddy) hahah

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5 years ago
OMG his huge followed by eww (because of the blood on him that then ended up on my face neck and chest) I can't wait to have another I love the first hour!!!

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5 years ago
My first few photos I look like an extra from The Walking Dead with blood smeared on my chin and cheek from his head.

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5 years ago
Omg how beautiful is she, she would like a brother or sister to play with !!! Nurse said slow down girl !!! You just had a baby, but that's a first she said. What's a first??? Someone just having a baby and planning another. Sorry ladies I enjoy labour !!! ( don't no why )

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5 years ago
That wasn't too bad, I could do that again.

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5 years ago
1st- oh yay its a boy!
2nd-(high as a kite) oh crap its a boy i wanted a girl

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5 years ago
I have no idea, I didn't say anything during the birth, I just cried (emergency section) but when I was in recovery (Bub was in nicu) the nurse was asking me heaps of questions about how I was feeling so I assume it was something like "I'm ok i just can't stop shaking"

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5 years ago
I said 'oh, that wasn't so bad.... ☺ '

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5 years ago
First time - " is it as girl?"
Second time we thought it was a boy, they announced it was a girl - " your shittin me" ...everyone laughed
(didnt officially find out on either of them what sex they were)

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5 years ago
He's not crying ( wasn't breathing ) now a very heathy 13 year old

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5 years ago
Omg I did it!!! First was a c section so I was very proud of delivering naturally lol

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5 years ago
1 baby hola hermosa, mi vida MI corazon mi princess
Hello beautiful, mi life mi heart my princess
Baby 2 hola amor, hola mi hombresito, hola Cielo
Hello my love, hi my Lil men, hi my sky
Baby 3 omg she has hair, my princess has hair look at her she has hair is she my because she had hair ( her siblings were bold) hola mi princesita

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5 years ago
No, never again ( I have 3 children now haha)