On the edge of my seat, I was shouting at the TV. Too many OMG’s and WTF’s to count. Osher loiters in the garden of the Ladies Lair, cloaked in
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Suffering separation anxiety at the imminent season end, I watch The Bachelor frolick in some freezing cold water during an early morning swim. With nips that could cut glass, The
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In a twinkling beach silhouette The Bachelor reflects upon his final four. Shirtless, he trims back his three-day growth as he preens himself for the home visits. Heather’s Hometown Heather,
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Mincing about the mansion, the ladies chat about being in the exclusive gang of the final five. It’s almost like The Baby-Sitter’s Club. Osher swans in to the Ladies
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Running down to his canoe, The Bachelor goes for a token paddle to sedate the morning morning glory. Meanwhile at the Ladies Lair, the girls are deliberating over the previous
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Loitering in the lounge of the Ladies Lair, the girls are lamenting the loss of Elbow. “I really miss her being the first to come down stairs, eating a banana”¦”
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As the inquisition of the intruders continues in the lounge of the Ladies Lair, the original gangstas are smiling through their teeth. Quiff-tastic Osh Kosh swings by and drops a
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Ominous music plays into the doom and gloom that plagues the Ladies Lair as they sit around and crunch the numbers. How many have gone and who’s left? Like 4
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, The Bachelor is nose to nose with a hot filly. Staring eyebrowless into the distance, he reflects on all his dates while leaning against a
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A tight shot of Emily’s scowling face plays out as Osher enters the lounge of the Lady’s Lair. She’s moaning because she wants a single date with The Bachelor and ‘doesn’t
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Holy hazing ash cloud Bach Man! Stuck in Bali, I cried into my cocktail when I realised I’d miss Wood. I wouldn’t be home in time and I couldn’t watch it
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E.L James has a lot to answer for. The Fifty Shades franchise has exploded onto the scene with more raunch than Robin Thicke, rendering many women hot under the collar
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Like any discerning lady I love my fair share of whore paint. These days, a made up face is usually an express slosh of tinted moisturiser, a flick of mascara and a
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