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Lingerie for Men is Startlingly Unsexy

Just when you think you have seen it all, something comes along that just makes you go, WTF!.  Now everyone is different, and if a fella wants to wear lingerie – go for it – but it certainly isn’t for me… I’ll take naked, please.

But just in case you are curious about it – here is some good men’s lingerie, and the startlingly unsexy men’s lingerie… that makes you gag a bit…If nothing else its good for a giggle!

HOT!

The package is tucked away, sure, it’s red and lacy – but it’s kinda classy. Yeah – this is okay….. I wouldn’t run out of the room screaming that’s for sure!

Stockist: Lovehoney

Mens Lingerie REd Lace Boxer Shorts Lovehoney | Stay at Home Mum

LHM Red Lace Boxer Shorts from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

No……. Barfff. There are pubes flying everywhere here – and I just know a ball is going to fall out at any second.

  • Stockist: Etsy
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Mens Lingerie | Stay at Home Mum

 

HOT!

If men are going to go lacy – this is kinda hot.  Accentuates the abs and you get to see just a little bit of skin….. Bit dark and dangerous – a little ‘Jersey Shore’, but acceptable.

Stockist: Lovehoney

Svenjoyment Men's Black Wet Look and Lace Shirt | Stay at Home Mum

Svenjoyment Men’s Black Wet Look and Lace Shirt from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

Dear Lord! But if he has a great set of abs – well okay….

Stockist: Spangla

 

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Mens Mesh and Lace Camisole from Spangla

 

HOT!

Okay – so he is dressed up like a Gladiator.  I dig it.  Dress ups are hell fun.

Stockist: Lovehoney

Gladiator Costume from Lovehoney | Stay at Home Mum

Gladiator Costume from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

Erotic Knitted Elephant Underpants. Just say no!

Stockist: Etsy

 

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HOT!

All fireman are hot.  Even if they are just dressed up as a fireman.  Even old crusty firemen are hot.  MEOWWWWWW

Stockist: Lovehoney

Envy Sexy Fireman Trunks and Braces Set | Stay at Home Mum

Fireman Outfit for Men from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

Sparkly Men’s Panties. My eyes!!!!  Burn them out so I can unsee this travesty!

Stockist: Etsy

Mens Sparkly Underpants | Stay at Home Mum

Brazilian Men’s Panties from Etsy

 

HOT!

Ohhh I want to unzip it and see what’s there!!!!! It’s the element of surprise – the perfect type of Men’s Lingerie!

Stockist: Lovehoney

LHM Zip Front Microfibre Boxer Shorts | Stay at Home Mum

NOT HOT!

Hot or not is in the eyes of the beholder – and to tell the truth this would kinda be cute on a man’s wedding day!

Stockist: Etsy

Mens Bridal Lingerie Set | Stay at Home Mum

Men’s Bridal Thong and Garterbelt from Etsy

 

HOT!

Ohhhh bit of dark BDSM there.  Leather and lace – buckles and steel.

Stockist: Lovehoney

Male Power Jouster Pouch Thong | Stay at Home Mum

Male Power Jouster Pouch Thong from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

I don’t know in what universe Nicolas Cage’s face would be hot on a pair of men’s undies – but different strokes for different folks!

Stockist: Etsy

Nic Cage Panties | Stay at Home Mum

Nic Cage Panties for Men from Etsy

 

HOT!

Well, I never thought that stockings and suspenders made of pleather would be a turn on – especially on a man – but this is pretty sexy!

Stockist: LovehoneyMens Pleather Suspenders | Stay at Home Mum

NOT HOT!

Hmmm – any lace where I can see your junk is just…. gross.  It’s like a packet of sausages that has been dropped on the floor.

Stockist: EtsyMens lingerie Lace Men panties through Sissy lingerie men Hot White | Stay at Home Mum

Men’s White Lacey G-String from Etsy

HOT!

A tuxedo is always hot – no matter where it is worn.

Stockist: Lovehoney

LHM Tuxedo Men's Thong | Stay at Home Mum

Men’s Tuxedo Thong from Lovehoney

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