NSFW Lingerie for Men is Startlingly Unsexy

Lingerie for Men is Startlingly Unsexy

Just when you think you have seen it all, something comes along that just makes you go, WTF!.  Now everyone is different, and if a fella wants to wear lingerie – go for it – but it certainly isn’t for me… I’ll take naked, please.

But just in case you are curious about it – here is some good men’s lingerie, and the startlingly unsexy men’s lingerie… that makes you gag a bit…If nothing else its good for a giggle!

HOT!

The package is tucked away, sure, it’s red and lacy – but it’s kinda classy. Yeah – this is okay….. I wouldn’t run out of the room screaming that’s for sure!

Stockist: Lovehoney

LHM Red Lace Boxer Shorts from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

No……. Barfff. There are pubes flying everywhere here – and I just know a ball is going to fall out at any second.

• Stockist: Etsy
• Ships from: United States

HOT!

If men are going to go lacy – this is kinda hot.  Accentuates the abs and you get to see just a little bit of skin….. Bit dark and dangerous – a little ‘Jersey Shore’, but acceptable.

Stockist: Lovehoney

Svenjoyment Men’s Black Wet Look and Lace Shirt from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

Dear Lord! But if he has a great set of abs – well okay….

Stockist: Spangla

Mens Mesh and Lace Camisole from Spangla

HOT!

Okay – so he is dressed up like a Gladiator.  I dig it.  Dress ups are hell fun.

Stockist: Lovehoney

Gladiator Costume from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

Erotic Knitted Elephant Underpants. Just say no!

Stockist: Etsy

HOT!

All fireman are hot.  Even if they are just dressed up as a fireman.  Even old crusty firemen are hot.  MEOWWWWWW

Stockist: Lovehoney

Fireman Outfit for Men from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

Sparkly Men’s Panties. My eyes!!!!  Burn them out so I can unsee this travesty!

Stockist: Etsy

Brazilian Men’s Panties from Etsy

HOT!

Ohhh I want to unzip it and see what’s there!!!!! It’s the element of surprise – the perfect type of Men’s Lingerie!

Stockist: Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

Hot or not is in the eyes of the beholder – and to tell the truth this would kinda be cute on a man’s wedding day!

Stockist: Etsy

Men’s Bridal Thong and Garterbelt from Etsy

HOT!

Ohhhh bit of dark BDSM there.  Leather and lace – buckles and steel.

Stockist: Lovehoney

Male Power Jouster Pouch Thong from Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

I don’t know in what universe Nicolas Cage’s face would be hot on a pair of men’s undies – but different strokes for different folks!

Stockist: Etsy

Nic Cage Panties for Men from Etsy

HOT!

Well, I never thought that stockings and suspenders made of pleather would be a turn on – especially on a man – but this is pretty sexy!

Stockist: Lovehoney

NOT HOT!

Hmmm – any lace where I can see your junk is just…. gross.  It’s like a packet of sausages that has been dropped on the floor.

Stockist: Etsy

Men’s White Lacey G-String from Etsy

HOT!

A tuxedo is always hot – no matter where it is worn.

Stockist: Lovehoney

Men’s Tuxedo Thong from Lovehoney

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