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F*ck You Ben Affleck!

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F*ck You Ben Affleck!

What a fucking douche canoe Ben Affleck is.

I normally don’t write much on celebrity news. I don’t care much about their lives as theirs has no real relevance to mine.

But I have always admired Jennifer Garner.

She is the ultimate Mum – she does everything for her babies, she cooks (her Instagram account is just a delight to behold) – and the fact that even after her marriage to fuck-knuckle Affleck was over, she was still seen to drive him to a rehab facility when he was drinking heavily and looked like had been sleeping in an alley.

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But when Affleck came out yesterday quoting:

“I still would’ve been drinking” on his marriage to Jennifer Garner.

EXQUEESE ME?!!!!!!!!!!

His verbal diarrhea went on:

“I felt trapped. We probably would’ve ended up at each other’s throats. I can’t leave because of my kids, but I’m not happy, what do I do. And what I did was (I) drank a bottle of scotch and fell asleep on the couch, which turned out not to be the solution”

F*ck You Ben Affleck! | Stay At Home Mum
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That woman did nothing but support and stand by you – she picked you up at your worst when she didn’t have to – and you say that – publicly.

What a slap in the face to your ex-wife. How cruel a man do you have to be?

You know what you do Ben Fuck-You Affleck? YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN.

I haven’t seen Benno so ‘arrogant’ since he last dated J-Lo.

And Jennifer Garner – in the media – all she says is:

“He’s the love of my life. What am I going to do about that? He’s the most brilliant person in any room, the most charismatic… I always say, when the sun shines on you, you feel it, but when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

Run J-Lo. RUN as fast as you can!

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Jody Allen

Jody is the founder and essence of Stay at Home Mum. An insatiable appetite for reading from a very young age had Jody harbouring dreams of being a pu...Read Moreblished author since primary school. That deep-seeded need to write found its way to the public eye in 2011 with the launch of SAHM. Fast forward 4 years and a few thousand articles Jody has fulfilled her dream of being published in print. With the 2014 launch of Once a Month Cooking and 2015's Live Well on Less, thanks to Penguin Random House, Jody shows no signs of slowing down. The master of true native content, Jody lives and experiences first hand every word of advertorial she pens. Mum to two magnificent boys and wife to her beloved Brendan; Jody's voice is a sure fire winner when you need to talk to Mums. Read Less

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