15 Hilarious and Extremely Naughty Secret Santa Gifts (18+ Only!)A cheeky list of Christmas gift ideas!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells! Christmas is just around the corner! Have you done your gift shopping yet? Or are you someone who leaves it all to the last minute?

I bet that there are a few people on your list that are almost impossible to buy for. What do you get for someone who has it all?

Look no further than this list of incredibly funny (and slightly naughty) gifts. You will be sure to find something to suit everyone. Imagine opening one of these on Christmas morning; fun for the whole family I say. Just make sure that the gift recipient is over 18 and has a wicked sense of humour. Unless of course, you’re up for some hilarious Christmas shenanigans and in that case, gift one of these to your mother-in-law just to make the day interesting.

#1  F#ck This Shit Oven Mitt

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F#ck This Sh#t Oven Mitt | Stay at Home Mum

 

#2 Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

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Naughty Pigs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set | Stay at Home Mumn

 

#3 The Itch Mug

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The Bitch Mug | Stay at Home Mum

#4 Eat a Dick: Chocolate Dick in a Box

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Eat A Dick: Chocolate Dick In A Box | Stay at Home Mum

#5 Sexy Pencils

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Sexy Pencils | Stay at Home Mum

#6 How to Live with Huge Penis Book

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How To Live With A Huge Penis Book | Stay at Home Mum

#7 Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser 60ml | Stay at Home Mum

 

#8 Better Than Sex Mug Cake Mug

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Better Than Sex Mug Cake Mug | Stay at Home Mum

#9 C#ck Heads Everywhere Mug

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C#ck Heads Everywhere Mug | Stay at Home Mum

 

#10 Jewelled Metal Beginner’s Butt Plug

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Butt Plug from Lovehoney | Stay at Home Mum

#11 You’ve Got Crabs Party Card Game

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You've Got Crabs Party Card Game | Stay at Home Mum

#12 Doc Johnson Black Thunder Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 9 Inch

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Doc Johnson Black Thunder Dildo | Stay at Home Mum

#13 This is F#cking Delicious Oven Mitt

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This is F#cking Delicious Oven Mitt | Stay at Home Mum

 

#14 Jesus Soap – Wash Away Your Sins

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Jesus Soap - Wash Away Your Sins! | Stay at Home Mum

#15 Bathmate Hydromax Penis Pump

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Hydromax Penis Pump | Stay at Home Mum

We absolutely love the idea of these naughty Christmas gifts.

Spice up your Christmas day and spread some merry mischief! Gift some jolly genitals and let the fun begin. Merry Christmas!

15 Hilarious and Extremely Naughty Secret Santa Gifts (18+ Only!) | Stay at Home Mum

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