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50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!

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50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!

It’s no secret how much we looooove sharing these cheeky elf on the shelf ideas..

In fact, we’re probably more excited to think of how to put the elf up in  the most creative way possible than planning the Christmas menu!

We’ve had several posts about naughty elf on the shelf – from mild to evil (yep, they can be sooo evil bwahahah!),  but this is a compilation of the best ones we found on the internet.

Grab some wine and have a giggle! Enjoy!

Snorting Coke off a Hooker’s Ass, or the Kitchen bench.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via brainjet.com

Crack Whore Elf on the Shelf

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Pissing it in!

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via brightercraft.com

An Alternative to Cookies in a Jar

135. Elfie farts in a Jar

Bubble Butt

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via blupla.com

Mounting Rudolph.

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It Puts the Lotion in the Basket

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via pinterest.ph

Barbie Has an Overdose

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via imgur.com

Elf Gets Arrested

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via buzzfeed.com

Elf Takes Down Ken

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via pinterest.ph

Elf Shoots a Porno

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Shhhh, Shhhhhh, SHHHHHHHH

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via imgur.com

Elf Hiding the Evidence

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via popsugar.com

What’s in the box?

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via dumpaday.com

Always Be Nice To Those Who Have Access to Your Toothbrush

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via dumpaday.com

Elf Takes The Kids To the Pool

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via teamjimmyjoe.com

It’s So Big Baby…..

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via aplus.com

Beer Bonging with Spidey!

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via buzzfeed.com

Watch how Elf plunges into the depths of alcoholism.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via mommyofamonster.com

Elf has Nads?

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via adultelfontheshelf.wordpress.com

I’d rather you didn’t.

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Hard times obviously for Barbie. And Elf.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via buzzfeed.com

Jeffrey Dahm-Elf

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via buzzfeed.com

What’s even going on here? Ken looks ecstatic though.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via pinterest.ph

BDSM Elf in a Three-some

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via thefarcereport.com

Elf Gets a Blowie

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via mommyshorts.com

Elf is Gunna be a Baby Daddy!

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via buzzfeed.com

You know you’re a Dexter fan when… Oh.

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via buzzfeed.com

He’s Watching Porn-Helf

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via obsev.com

Is he eating the peanut butter out of his shit?

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via slaplaughter.danoah.com

But maybe not in front of the children, Elf? Hello?

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via humormeetscomics.com

Glory Cane

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via rearfront.com

Elfilingus

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via ravepad.com

Well, Elf isn’t the only naughty toy in the house!

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via teamjimmyjoe.com

It’s a Dick In a Box!

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via teamjimmyjoe.com

I Like Rohypnelf

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via teamjimmyjoe.com

Single Mum Barbie needs to Make a Buck!

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via aplus.com

And moment of silence for Elf’s lost innocence.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via brainjet.com

And another moment. Or ten. And then some.

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via fadedindustry.com

‘Twas the night before Christmas… Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa!

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Having the upper hand. *wink*

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Yeah sure, I promise I won’t upload it to the internet…

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via teamjimmyjoe.com

 

Junkie Elf

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via lilblueboo.com

Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via ranker.com

Spin the Bottle

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via buzzfeed.com

He Works Hard for the Money

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via babble.com

I Don’t Think I would Like a Moustache Ride

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via lireos.com

What Exactly Is He Photocopying?  Ohhhhh….

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via vitamin-ha.com

The New Book by E.L.F. James

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via thebright.com

Is He a Secret Agent From S.A.N.T.A.?

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via buzznick.com

The Elf is the Meat in This Sandwich

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via babble.com

No Elf, Don’t Do That in Public!

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via historymaniacmegan.com

Careful, Santa Won’t Come to You This Year!

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mum
via brainjet.com

When Christmas Toys Fight Back!

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via cherishingtheinbetweens.blogspot.com

Don’t Do That to Mr Snowman!

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via mashable.com

Reindeer Roast Anyone?

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via whitetrashrepairs.com

Finally, Elf is Caught – Until Next Year!

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via flickr.com

 

We wish you a naughty, cheeky Christmas! Santa who??
50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That's Totally NSFW! | Stay At Home Mum

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Jody Allen Founder/Chief Content Editor Jody is the founder and essence of Stay at Home Mum. An insatiable appetite for reading from a very young age...Read More had Jody harbouring dreams of being a published author since primary school. That deep-seeded need to write found its way to the public eye in 2011 with the launch of SAHM. Fast forward 4 years and a few thousand articles Jody has fulfilled her dream of being published in print. With the 2014 launch of Once a Month Cooking and 2015's Live Well on Less, thanks to Penguin Random House, Jody shows no signs of slowing down. The master of true native content, Jody lives and experiences first hand every word of advertorial she pens. Mum to two magnificent boys and wife to her beloved Brendan; Jody's voice is a sure fire winner when you need to talk to Mums. Read Less

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