50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!

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  • 50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!

It’s no secret how much we looooove sharing these cheeky elf on the shelf ideas..

In fact, we’re probably more excited to think of how to put the elf up in  the most creative way possible than planning the Christmas menu!

We’ve had several posts about naughty elf on the shelf – from mild to evil (yep, they can be sooo evil bwahahah!),  but this is a compilation of the best ones we found on the internet.

Grab some wine and have a giggle! Enjoy!

Snorting Coke off a Hooker’s Ass, or the Kitchen bench.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via brainjet.com

Crack Whore Elf on the Shelf

crack whole elf

Pissing it in!

via brightercraft.com

An Alternative to Cookies in a Jar

135. Elfie farts in a Jar

Bubble Butt

via blupla.com

Mounting Rudolph.

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It Puts the Lotion in the Basket

via pinterest.ph

Barbie Has an Overdose

via imgur.com

Elf Gets Arrested

via buzzfeed.com

Elf Takes Down Ken

via pinterest.ph

Elf Shoots a Porno

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Shhhh, Shhhhhh, SHHHHHHHH

via imgur.com

Elf Hiding the Evidence

via popsugar.com

What’s in the box?

via dumpaday.com

Always Be Nice To Those Who Have Access to Your Toothbrush

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via dumpaday.com

Elf Takes The Kids To the Pool

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via teamjimmyjoe.com

It’s So Big Baby…..

Stay At Home Mum
via aplus.com

Beer Bonging with Spidey!

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via buzzfeed.com

Watch how Elf plunges into the depths of alcoholism.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via mommyofamonster.com

Elf has Nads?

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via adultelfontheshelf.wordpress.com

I’d rather you didn’t.

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Hard times obviously for Barbie. And Elf.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via buzzfeed.com

Jeffrey Dahm-Elf

Stay At Home Mum
via buzzfeed.com

What’s even going on here? Ken looks ecstatic though.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via pinterest.ph

BDSM Elf in a Three-some

Stay At Home Mum
via thefarcereport.com

Elf Gets a Blowie

Stay At Home Mum
via mommyshorts.com

Elf is Gunna be a Baby Daddy!

Stay At Home Mum
via buzzfeed.com

You know you’re a Dexter fan when… Oh.

Stay At Home Mum
via buzzfeed.com

He’s Watching Porn-Helf

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via obsev.com

Is he eating the peanut butter out of his shit?

Stay At Home Mum
via slaplaughter.danoah.com

But maybe not in front of the children, Elf? Hello?

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via humormeetscomics.com

Glory Cane

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via rearfront.com

Elfilingus

Stay At Home Mum
via ravepad.com

Well, Elf isn’t the only naughty toy in the house!

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via teamjimmyjoe.com

It’s a Dick In a Box!

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via teamjimmyjoe.com

I Like Rohypnelf

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via teamjimmyjoe.com

Single Mum Barbie needs to Make a Buck!

Stay At Home Mum
via aplus.com

And moment of silence for Elf’s lost innocence.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via brainjet.com

And another moment. Or ten. And then some.

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via fadedindustry.com

‘Twas the night before Christmas… Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa!

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via teamjimmyjoe.com

Having the upper hand. *wink*

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via popsugar.com

Yeah sure, I promise I won’t upload it to the internet…

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via teamjimmyjoe.com

 

Junkie Elf

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via lilblueboo.com

Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via ranker.com

Spin the Bottle

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via buzzfeed.com

He Works Hard for the Money

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via babble.com

I Don’t Think I would Like a Moustache Ride

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via lireos.com

What Exactly Is He Photocopying?  Ohhhhh….

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via vitamin-ha.com

The New Book by E.L.F. James

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via thebright.com

Is He a Secret Agent From S.A.N.T.A.?

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via buzznick.com

The Elf is the Meat in This Sandwich

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via babble.com

No Elf, Don’t Do That in Public!

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mum
via historymaniacmegan.com

Careful, Santa Won’t Come to You This Year!

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mum
via brainjet.com

When Christmas Toys Fight Back!

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mum
via cherishingtheinbetweens.blogspot.com

Don’t Do That to Mr Snowman!

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mum
via mashable.com

Reindeer Roast Anyone?

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mum
via whitetrashrepairs.com

Finally, Elf is Caught – Until Next Year!

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mum
via flickr.com

 

We wish you a naughty, cheeky Christmas! Santa who??

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