Church is a place where people get a wake-up call in life, or to nod off for a bit.
Maybe some poignant wisdom will set you on a path of redemption. Or not.
The mere mention of church induces eye-rolls and yawns in many people. When we speak of church, we think of serious people who relentlessly pray for forgiveness for eating the last Tim Tam and sing hymns out of tune muttering through the words they don’t really know. Your perception about Church is about to change when you see these hilarious outdoor signs. Who ever put up these signs is going straight to hell!
Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you 15 hilarious church signs that just might save you from apocalypse. Just might.
1. It gets a little kinky
2. And kinkier…
3. Gotta set the alarm
4. Can you swallow this?
5. Someone’s gonna come home with oodles
6. Maybe he needs to knock a bit harder
7. I’ll probably pass on this…
8. Can I just shake it off like a Swifty?
9. Now, look who’s guilty
10. Who would’ve realised Katy’s song could make sense?
11. Just taking the job literally!
12. Does he also surf?
13. I hope he comes with a Christmas present
14. Are you ready to meet him?
15. Maybe it’s worth a try
Well, that was one hell (Oopps!) of a good laugh!