30 Phrases You Should NEVER Google NSFWNOT SAFE FOR WORK!

We know that some corners of the internet are a cesspool of wrong… 

But let’s see if you have those words right in front of you – you can’t resist the urge to find out what they are or what they mean…  Many of these are not safe for work…

These phrases are the ones you should never EVER Google:

  1. Blue Waffle
  2. Meatspin
  3. 2 Girls 1 Cup
  4. Circle Jerk
  5. Mucus Plug
  6. Pain Olympics
  7. Spider Porn
  8. Skin Condition
  9. Mouth Larva
  10. Jar Squatter
  11. Peanut Dog
  12. Ascariasis
  13. Soggy Biscuit
  14. Trypophobia
  15. Clock Spider
  16. Eel Girls
  17. Harlequin Ichthyosis
  18. Bedbugs on Mattress
  19. Lamprey Eel
  20. Jigger Flea
  21. Rat King
  22. 4 Girls Fingerpaint
  23. Crabs the STD
  24. 2 kids 1 sandbox
  25. Tub Girl
  26. Lemon Party
  27. Calculus Bridge
  28. Botfly Removal
  29. Belly Button Bugs
  30. Mr Hands

How did you go?