3. Eat Chicken Feet
I don’t want to eat the feet of any critter, be it cows, pigs or Mary’s little lamb. But especially those of chickens. It’s the little knuckles which put me off. I feel like a survivor from a Himalayan plane crash chewing on the fingers of less fortunate passengers while I wait for rescue.
4. Show rides
I’ve seen the showies manning the rides. Many of them can’t even remember to brush their teeth, let alone remember to put and tighten all the bolts in a ferris wheel or cyclone. And I’ve seen them roll into town with the rides on the back of trucks – there would be loose nuts. I like the thrill to be ‘will I throw up’ not ‘will I survive’.