10 Things I Never Want to Do AgainConsider This A Lesson Learned!

7. Go to University

It took me three years to sober up and I still can’t drink rum. Needless to say I didn’t do especially well, although it says something for my cramming skills that I passed anything at all. To this day, I still don’t know what subjects I enrolled in. I recall one subject was music of some sort, which makes perfect sense when you consider I was supposed to be studying economics.

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via rice.edu

8. Ignore a Sick Child

Miss17 taught me this lesson when she was three. She came into my room saying she felt sick. I dragged her into bed with me and went back to sleep. Five minutes later, I woke up choking on her vomit because she’d thrown up directly into my mouth. Sadly, a true story.

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