Where there is housework to be done, procrastination really comes into its own.
Housework is so pointless because as soon as it is done, it just about instantly needs doing again. After many years of practice, here are my top tips for procrastinating doing the housework.
1. Make a list of all the things you need to get done this week and then decide you’ll do them all later.
2. Eat chocolate.
3. Clean the bristles of the broom or vacuum brush.
4. Text all your friends and answer all those messages you opened and read but forgot to reply to.
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