40 Ways To Procrastinate Instead Of Doing Housework

5. Dance like no one’s watching.

Best done when everyone else is out/in bed asleep because nobody is watching.

6. Buy things on eBay.

7. Go through all the ‘customers who bought this also bought…’ links.

8. Read Facebook arguments.

Quickly flick through your newsfeed, past all the ‘This happened to me today’, ‘Look at this picture of my kid’, ‘Yum lunch today’, and”¦”¦. wait! What was that?! 100+ comments? Loads of swearing and insults, and *gasp*, they have started using CAPSLOCK?! Let me grab the popcorn!

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