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25 Just Really Funny Tweets About Being a Parent

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25 Just Really Funny Tweets About Being a Parent

Sometimes, humour is all it takes for a parent to get through the day.

So if you’re a mum or a dad in dire need of a good giggle, we got you covered! Here are 25 funny tweets about being a parent that will make you say, “Me too!”

1. The ultimate parenting test

2. It’s the Christmas spirit, folks!

3. How else can you make a funny tweet about your daughter falling off the swing?

4. No one cares about the second kid.

5. Well, you’re not exactly incorrect…

6. Yeah, because mine looked like a hideous foal!

7. When the only thing your kids should come with is a disclaimer…

8. The curse of the Lego…

9. Or beware of the child… all the time!

10. Don’t get me started about the coffee.

11. And 69 is a pain in the arse! That didn’t come out right…

12. Proof that no one’s ever prepared for parenthood.

13. They lather really well too!

14. Top of my list, no doubt about that.

15. Birth control reminder of the day!

16. At least the first one is organic…

17. As long as they’re not dying, right?

18. Moo moo m…itochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

19. When proper hygiene becomes a free aerobic session…

20. Like, a lot!

21. They’re on special today: 2 for the price of 1!

22. I’ll probably burn it to ashes (the clothes, not the person)

23. Because taking two cars is not safe…

24. No more effin’ monkeys jumping on the bed!

25. So don’t take parenting too seriously!

So, what’s your funny parenting story? Tweet it now!

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