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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

6. You would not believe how hungry I am. My kids have had gastro and they’ve been going at both ends for days! My house looks like a Jackson Pollock painting with bodily fluids.


The mental image here is really all I need, and it hits you with the effectiveness of a truckload of condoms and a prescription for the pill. Not only does it conjure up the dreaded images of multiple children sick at the same time, but the flinging of any sort of human bodily fluid is just more than I can handle. So please, have a BLT on me, and enjoy parenting.

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Senior Writer A passionate writer since her early school days, Oceana has graduated from writing nonsense stories to crafting engaging content for...Read Morean online audience. She enjoys the flexibility to write about topics from lifestyle, to travel, to family. Although not currently fulfilling the job of parent, her eight nieces and nephews keep her, and her reluctant partner, practiced and on their toes. Oceana holds a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Writing and Indonesian, and has used her interest in languages to create a career online. She's also the resident blonde at BarefootBeachBlonde.com, where she shares her, slightly dented, wisdom on photography, relationships, travel, and the quirks of a creative lifestyle. Read Less

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