2. Oh kids are so great, I can’t wait until you have them. Hold on, I can smell shit.
Ah yes, the smell game. I admit I do feel a little left out when I’m in a group of mums and someone smells the dookie. As they all search wildly among their brood for the source of the smell, I’m left to sit there and not have my nose up a baby’s crack. Oh wait, that’s what I want! So while you’re trying to figure out which spawn blew a crap gasket this time, let me just enjoy the pleasant smell of warm croissants and freedom.
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