53 Things You Swear You’d Never Do Before Having Kids

Adults can be silly too when it comes to keeping promises to ourselves about things we’d never do before having kids!

Kids may say the darndest things but adults say some pretty dumb stuff about how they plan on parenting before they have kids.

I love listening to my non-parent friends tell me how they are going to do things when they have their own kids and then waiting for shit to hit the fan several months later!

How many of these sentences have you muttered pre-kids? And how many have you thrown out the window now?

I swear I will never… 

1. Post a picture of my uterus to Facebook

2. Stage a newborn photo shoot with any of the following props:

A tin bath, a wicker basket, a knitted animal outfit, a fluffy blanket; a variety of colourful oversized flower headbands

3. Use disposable nappies

4. Give them a dummy

5. Give them a bottle

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