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30 Modern Valentine Cards For Your Sweetheart

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30 Modern Valentine Cards For Your Sweetheart

While it’s nice to say I LOVE YOU, adding humour and wit seems the more realistic way to show affection. 

We know that you’re groping around at the last minute planning for Valentines Day. Or in our case, completely overlook it because it’s an over commercialised ploy to entice people to buy crap they don’t need. Or you’re just too busy cooking food, wiping ass and paying bills to notice that Feb 14th is actually V-day. I’m feeling you!

Forget your modern romantic literature class, Shakespeare and mushy movie lines! It’s 2021 and “I Love You’s” have evolved faster than the sandwich your kid left in his school bag over the Christmas holidays. These newfound ways to say the ‘L’ word are getting better and funnier because someone who wasn’t knuckle deep in a crappy nappy thought that shit up. With a splice of humour, kinkiness, reality and lots of LOVE!

With all the Valentine giggles and the tickles, here are 30 Modern Valentine Cards for your Sweetheart that we found…

1. If you’re feeling like not actually making more babies

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via popsugar.com

2. The kind of pain you’d never hesitate to tolerate.

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via huffpost.com

3. Will you still love me if you smell my flaw?

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via mymodernmet.com

4. The Love Intersection

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via imgur.com

5. You’re a priority. 

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via earthporm.com

6. No one else but you! and my phone of course.

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via marthastewartweddings.com

7. Bizarre Kind of Love

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via scoopwhoop.com

8. One’s got to prove who’s hornier?

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via boredpanda.com

9. Luck without a clover

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via boredpanda.com

10. ‘And I’m the one who reads it late in the morning. That’s Love!

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via boredpanda.com

11. A unique “for better or worse” vow.

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via boredpanda.com

12. How smart can smart phones get?

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via boredpanda.com

13. Bad Aging Problems

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via demilked.com

14. Here’s the catch why she’s doing the laundry.

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via earthporm.com

15. True love is…

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via earthporm.com

16. LOG in first, Baby!

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via earthporm.com

17. Even after all the awkward moose knuckle…

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via earthporm.com

18. Smooth way to my bun…

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via boredpanda.com

19. Such a kind gesture!

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via memolition.com

20. Who doesn’t like Bacon and Eggs?

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via boredpanda.com

21. One just needs a good reason…

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via boredpanda.com

22.When he’s being nice and naughty.

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via wanelo.co

23. When he thinks this is your best outfit.

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via imgus.me

24. Latin love.

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via theawesomedaily.com

25. It’s your turn to bully him with this…

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via boredpanda.com

26. The stinkiest yet sweetest metaphor

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via boredpanda.com

27. There’s always an exemption… I’ll drink to that!

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via boredpanda.com

28. Sometimes, you’re stuttering on Valentine’s Day…

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via tah-heetch.com

29. Because it’s Valentines Day, forgive men for their butt fixation and excessive shortening of the words.

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via boredpanda.com

30. And the ladies, for going totes bananas!

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So, still thinking Valentine cards are the least you can give someone? Think again. These funny and cringe-worthy cards are made to spark your night even rev your love engine. Indeed, honesty is the best policy…

Enjoy your Valentine’s Day, Peeps!

What’s the quirkiest Valentine card you have given someone?

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