7 Unique Women’s Vibrators that Hide in Plain Sight

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7 Unique Women’s Vibrators that Hide in Plain Sight

When you have children, nothing is sacred.  You just know at some stage that a child will find your 19-inch extra-large girth purple-veined vibrator and will get it out when your Mother in Law is over….

But if you have one of these, no one will ever be the wiser, even if the kids find it and bring it out to show everyone.  They are vibrators that will hide in plain sight.  They don’t look or even feel like vibrators…. and that is the beauty of them!

1. The Romp Wave Vibrator

This fun-looking vibrator will literally give you waves of pleasure. Small and perfect shape to fit in your hands, but its powerful vibration modes will thrill you and bring you waves of bliss. The romp wave has several vibration modes to choose from and is waterproof so if you play with it during a long relaxing bath.

Just watch out that your toddler doesn’t grab it out of the bathroom and shove it in their mouth…. #awkward.

  • 4 pattern modes and 6 vibration modes
  • Waterproof
  • Fits on the hands perfectly
  • Rechargeable
  • View Best Price

Romp Wave | Stay At Home Mum

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2.  The Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation

This Penguin Shaped Clitoral Vibrator looks simply adorable!  How cute you might say!  You won’t think it is so cute when you turn on the whisper-mode and go through the eleven different programs that will start out gently ‘sucking’ your clitoris. Yes, sucking.  Sounds amazing!

  • Made from body-friendly silicone
  • Is totally waterproof
  • Has a rechargeable battery and includes a magnetic USB charging cable
  • Read the customer reviews
  • View Best Price

Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation

Looks cute, but has some serious bang! 

3.  Ynez Hand-Hold Vibrator

The great thing about this vibrator is that it doesn’t really look like… anything!  It also isn’t garishly coloured like the bright pink and purple vibrators you usually see.  It looks pretty tame!  Better yet, it has an ultra-low noise level, because we don’t want kids to come in and investigate what that noise is coming from Mummy’s bedroom!

  • 10 Speeds
  • Waterproof for play in the bath or shower
  • 90 minute battery life
  • Very Affordable
  • View Best Price

Ynez Hand-Hold Vibe | Stay At Home Mum

The Tame Vibrator….. Meh

4.  Bamboo 10-Speed Bullet Vibrator

If you had to decide whether this was a Sex Toy or a Kitchen Gadget, which do you think it might be? Pretty hard to tell huh! This is a small but powerful vibrator that only needs 1 x AAA battery.  Perfect to place in your handbag for a discreet self-massage session.

7 Unique Women's Vibrators that Hide in Plain Sight | Stay At Home Mum

Small and Pointy and Looks Like a Kitchen Gadget

5.  Womanizer 2 Go Vibrator

This certainly doesn’t look like a vibrator so you can just put it on your bedside table. If the kids find this, they will probably ignore it.

It’s also just like the size of a lipstick so you can bring it with you wherever you go, especially when travelling. 

This isn’t the usual vibrator. The Womanizer 2GO has a Pleasure Air-Technology wherein the clitoris is smoothly sucked in and then stimulated by pulsating pressure waves without contact. Exciting, right? It’s gonna bring about new ways of self-pleasure.

7 Unique Women's Vibrators that Hide in Plain Sight | Stay At Home Mum

This is going to be your “favourite lipstick”

6.  Satisfyer Pro Traveller Vibrator

Another vibrator that is perfect to bring with you everywhere. You can practically hold this out while talking with someone and they will have probably have no idea that it’s a vibrator.

It’s sleek, discreet and elegant.

Satisfyer Pro Traveller

This powerful little piece has 11 settings to choose from and pleasures you through contactless stimulation so overstimulation will never be a problem with this one.

7 Unique Women's Vibrators that Hide in Plain Sight | Stay At Home Mum

  • Small enough to fit into the palm of your hand
  • fully rechargeable with a USB charging cable included
  • Waterproof and bath friendly – exciting underwater!
  • View Best Price

7.  The “Iroha Midori”

Is it fancy slime? Is it a really fat pear? Is it soap? It’s hard to tell.  It is made of soft-touch material and is advertised as a ‘Self Massager’ (hehe like we KNOW what that means!).  The blob charges when it is placed back in its fancy container.

Iroha Midori | Stay at Home MumThe Blob Vibrator that looks like slime

Remember if the kids can find it – hide it – or grab one of those lockable vibrator cases!

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Jody Allen

Jody is the founder and essence of Stay at Home Mum. An insatiable appetite for reading from a very young age had Jody harbouring dreams of being a pu...Read Moreblished author since primary school. That deep-seeded need to write found its way to the public eye in 2011 with the launch of SAHM. Fast forward 4 years and a few thousand articles Jody has fulfilled her dream of being published in print. With the 2014 launch of Once a Month Cooking and 2015's Live Well on Less, thanks to Penguin Random House, Jody shows no signs of slowing down. The master of true native content, Jody lives and experiences first hand every word of advertorial she pens. Mum to two magnificent boys and wife to her beloved Brendan; Jody's voice is a sure fire winner when you need to talk to Mums. Read Less

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