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75 Thoughts Mums Have When Visiting Spotlight

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75 Thoughts Mums Have When Visiting Spotlight

34. They are on sale… it’s an investment…..

35. No, he’ll kill me.

36. Where’s that sale sign?

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37. No he’ll appreciate it. A good night’s sleep is priceless!

38. *Pops them into the trolley*

39. Seeing curtains are on sale, I should see if I can get those double ones for the baby’s room.

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40. AWWWWWWW look at the ladybug curtains! Makes me wish I had a little girl..

41. Hmmmm will he prefer trains, plains or giraffes???

42. Spongebob is there, too. He loves Spongebob so much..

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43. They are not on sale. No… No…

44. But his birthday is coming up?!

45. He’ll love them so much.

46. No.

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47. *Puts them to the trolley*

48. Oh what’s that over there… Spongebob fabric!

49. Hhhmmm.. I could make my own.

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50. Oh the money I could save. It can’t be that hard to sew can it????

51. I’ll just go look at the sewing machines.

52. I don’t know what I’m looking for. They all look pretty.

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53. Oh! They are on sale…

54. Nope. Can’t afford it this time. I’ll think about it. *puts Spongebob curtains back on shelf*

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55. *goes back over to look at sewing machines* No No No.

56. I can’t sew.

57. This is ridiculous.

58. But, when will I have time to learn how to sew?! *puts Spongebob curtains back in the trolley*

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59. I really need to get home. I’ll just grab that list again.

60. Ohhhhh party section!

61. Nawwww so many cute things in the party section!

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62. His birthday IS coming up.

63. No. Not today.

64. He doesn’t need a party this year. He had a party last year.

65. Restrain yourself!!!

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66. Ohhh storage. Moths are in my pantry.

67. I need those…..

68. And those!

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69. I’d better leave now.

70. I’m in so much trouble.

71. HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY THAT WAS?????

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72. I’m dead.

73. So dead. In fact I’m deader than dead……

74. Maybe I should hide the receipt…

 

75. IT CAN ALL STAY IN THE BOOT OF THE CAR!

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Jody Allen

Jody is the founder and essence of Stay at Home Mum. An insatiable appetite for reading from a very young age had Jody harbouring dreams of being a pu...Read Moreblished author since primary school. That deep-seeded need to write found its way to the public eye in 2011 with the launch of SAHM. Fast forward 4 years and a few thousand articles Jody has fulfilled her dream of being published in print. With the 2014 launch of Once a Month Cooking and 2015's Live Well on Less, thanks to Penguin Random House, Jody shows no signs of slowing down. The master of true native content, Jody lives and experiences first hand every word of advertorial she pens. Mum to two magnificent boys and wife to her beloved Brendan; Jody's voice is a sure fire winner when you need to talk to Mums. Read Less

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