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18 Passive Aggressive Gifts for Relatives You Secretly Hate

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18 Passive Aggressive Gifts for Relatives You Secretly Hate

We all have that one (or three) relative that we (secretly) really dislike (or hate).

So this Christmas, we think it’s best to give him or her some passive aggressive gifts. 

Of course these kind of people still deserve a gift! Come on, it’s the holiday season and it won’t hurt if we shell out a teeny tiny amount from our wallets to give these toxic relatives a gift that they could remember forever!

Yes, you read that right! So at this time, we have gathered some gift items that could certainly make his or her eyes fall out of from their sockets (from rolling to much!):

18 Passive Aggressive Gifts for Relatives You Secretly Hate

1. A Mustache Waxing Kit

Perfect for that “lovable” relative that looks like Miss Trunchbull from Matilda, this kit should do her wonders!

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via babble.com

 

2. A Dental Dam

A dental dam is also a brilliant idea. The recipient could readily promote safe oral sex because of this. Yep, he or she could be giving rim jobs any time of the day and it will be safe from now on!

via dentagama.com
via dentagama.com

3. Set of Bathroom Scales

‘Nuf said.

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via youtube.com

4. Kiss My Ass Ceramic Coffee Mug

Let them know EXACTLY what you are thinking!

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Grab it from Yellow Octopus

5. Jesus Soap

For them to ‘Wash Away Their Sins!’.

 

Grab it from Yellow Octopus

6. USED Airline pyjamas

BECAUSE YOU LOATHE HER. Pretty self- explanatory.

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via hungryforpoints.boardingarea.com

7. Funeral Home Cologne Spray (Demeter Fragrance)

Send her to heaven in advance!

via BeautyToolKit.com
via BeautyToolKit.com

8. Book Idea: Your Kid’s a Brat and It’s All Your Fault

Yep, because her kids take after her. Lol!

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via rd.com

9. Self Help (in large print)

Because, basically she needs help. A LOT OF IT.

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via snapdeal.com

10. Breath Mints and Mouthwash

I actually, literally, honestly laughed too loud when I stumbled upon this.

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via listerine.com

11. Gym clothing – that is definitely not in fashion!

I would like to suggest this!

 

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12. Gym clothing – three sizes too small, and a gym membership

Make it look like you didn’t intend to. AND make him or her feel that his or her bits could develop some rash because of too-tight gym clothes. Don’t forget that free gym membership!

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13. Book Idea:  “Calm the Fuck Down” Parenting Book

Because that relative needs to calm the eff down.

via yellowoctopus.com.au
via yellowoctopus.com.au

14. Anti-Bullshit Mints

So that she’ll know what bullshit means

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via spreester.com.au

 

15. Trinny and Susannah’s ‘The Body Shape Bible’

Come on, you actually might be doing her a favour.

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16. Poo Pourri Toilet Spray

Because her poo smells as bad as her personality.

Grab it from Yellow Octopus for $19.99.

Poo Pourri Toilet Spray | Make your poop not stink! - Original Citrus 59ml - Poo-Pourri - Yellow Octopus

17. UNT Mug 

Just let her figure out what it actually says!

You can grab one from Yellow Octopus for $29.99.

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18. Justin Bieber Alarm Clock

Because The Biebs is kinda annoying, like her. Oops!

 

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via justindrewbieber.blogg.se

Santa should be very proud of you! Now wrap those presents and give that stuck-up relative some love. 

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Jody Allen

Jody is the founder and essence of Stay at Home Mum. An insatiable appetite for reading from a very young age had Jody harbouring dreams of being a pu...Read Moreblished author since primary school. That deep-seeded need to write found its way to the public eye in 2011 with the launch of SAHM. Fast forward 4 years and a few thousand articles Jody has fulfilled her dream of being published in print. With the 2014 launch of Once a Month Cooking and 2015's Live Well on Less, thanks to Penguin Random House, Jody shows no signs of slowing down. The master of true native content, Jody lives and experiences first hand every word of advertorial she pens. Mum to two magnificent boys and wife to her beloved Brendan; Jody's voice is a sure fire winner when you need to talk to Mums. Read Less

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