Naughty Secret Santa Gifts that everyone will love!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! Christmas is just around the corner! Have you done your Santa gift shopping yet? Or are you someone who leaves it all to the last minute?
I bet that there are a few people on your list that are almost impossible to buy for. What do you get for someone who has it all?
Look no further than this list of the incredibly funny (and slightly naughty) presents. You will be sure to find something to suit everyone. Imagine opening one of this Santa gift on Christmas morning; fun for the whole family I say. Just make sure that the gift recipient is over 18 and has a wicked sense of humour.
Unless of course, you’re up for some hilarious Christmas shenanigans and in that case, gift one of these to your mother-in-law just to make the day interesting.
Here Are Your Naughty Secret Santa Gifts!
1. F#ck This Shit Oven Mitt
Sometimes when you’re just cooking and suddenly you got dumbfounded— and one last thing you smelled was a burning chicken! This oven mitt perfectly portrays you… uhh I mean, US!!
2. Boobs Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Grab ’em boobies! A naughty secret Santa gifts that even foodie will love.
3. ‘SIZE MATTERS’ Giant Mug
This enormous yellow mug is shaped like a measuring tape and says ‘Size Matters’ on the front. Show off your massive vessel on the worksite and those with little cups will be envious!
4. Eat a Dick: Chocolate Dick in a Box
Eat a Dick does all of the talking so you don’t have to! Chocolate in the form of a veiny, anatomically realistic penis and testicles, fashioned from delectable milk chocolate.
5. Sexy Pencils
These pencils have a point to make, and they’re not afraid to express it!
6. How to Live with Huge Penis Book
is your WILLY ready for this one? *winks*
7. Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Uhh, well… you can never be sure!!
8. Better Than Sex Mug Cake Mug
Just know that there’s a reason why this mug cake is said to be “better than sex”. This lovely large 480ml mug is a wonderful present for your single pals!
9. C#ck Heads Everywhere Mug
Sometimes your colleagues might be a complete pain in the neck… Well, cock heads, to be precise.
10. Jewelled Metal Beginner’s Butt Plug
A little one that can spice up any night! Who wouldn’t want that!?
11. You’ve Got Crabs Party Card Game
We guarantee you will laugh until your sides hurt with this hilarious party game. It comes in a gorgeous gift box, making it a memorable present for anybody who wants to add to their gaming collection!
12. Doc Johnson Black Thunder Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 9 Inch
Bring your penetration dreams to reality with this ultra-thick, ultra-long dildo that was moulded straight from porn actor Black Thunder’s cock and balls. A veined shaft and a beautifully curving length give it a great form to provide you with a sensual experience like no other!
#13 This is F#cking Delicious Oven Mitt
Mom will love a funny Mother’s Day gift from you! It comes with a convenient hook so that your mother may hang it in the kitchen when she isn’t using it to get you something sizzling hot and wonderful from the oven.
14. Jesus Soap – Wash Away Your Sins
Too many sins in this life and a good Holy-moly Soap comes to the rescue!
15. Bathmate Hydromax Penis Pump
The hydraulic penis pump runs on water pressure rather than air pressure, which may aid in the prevention of penile engorgement— a Santa gift that everyone will love! *winks*
We absolutely love the idea of these naughty Christmas gifts.
Spice up your Christmas day and spread some merry mischief! Gift some jolly genitals and let the fun begin. Merry Christmas!
