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23 Truly Terrifying Santa Photos

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23 Truly Terrifying Santa Photos

When Santa looks like a crack addict it’s probably best for everyone if you don’t put your child on his lap.

Some of these will really make you understand why kids have an uncontrollable melt down, while others look like they’d try and sniff your panties as they listen to ‘the voices’ #creepy.

Check out thesepics for a giggle:

Botox gone wrong! Looks like he just robbed a bank or what.

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I’m confused is this Santa, Gandalf or Droopy?  

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He sees you when you’re sleeping

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Escape from Claus

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You’ve been a really bad, bad, boy!

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I could use a little joy over here

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This is how he spends Christmas Eve…

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He’s totally wasted Christmas

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The shopping centre cut the Christmas budget… 

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Hey, watch your hand for Christmas’s sake!

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His eyes wants to eat these two girls for Christmas dinner

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Santa’s got halloween trauma

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Hippie needs a little shower and a hair dye 

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Look at his beard mum, it ain’t real. 

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Eye makeup game is strong.

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Santa must’ve been a red-nosed reindeer in his past life

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Merry Christmazzzzzzz

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A major Pinterest fail.

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The most sinister looking Santa

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Is Zombie the look we’re going for here or?

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This Santa needs a miracle! Or does he Saruman…

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This is what happens when he falls down the wrong side off the chimney

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While traditional Christmas celebrations have been going on for generations I can’t get past these hilarious and scary wardrobe malfunctions. I just hope this years potential Santa’s might spare a little time to get their costuming to be more ‘ho ho ho’ and less ‘stabby stabby’.

Do you have any hilarious or creepy photos of Santa? 

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Jody Allen

Jody is the founder and essence of Stay at Home Mum. An insatiable appetite for reading from a very young age had Jody harbouring dreams of being a pu...Read Moreblished author since primary school. That deep-seeded need to write found its way to the public eye in 2011 with the launch of SAHM. Fast forward 4 years and a few thousand articles Jody has fulfilled her dream of being published in print. With the 2014 launch of Once a Month Cooking and 2015's Live Well on Less, thanks to Penguin Random House, Jody shows no signs of slowing down. The master of true native content, Jody lives and experiences first hand every word of advertorial she pens. Mum to two magnificent boys and wife to her beloved Brendan; Jody's voice is a sure fire winner when you need to talk to Mums. Read Less

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