Jingle bells, jingle bells! Christmas is just around the corner! Have you done your gift shopping yet? Or are you someone who leaves it all to the last minute?
I bet that there are a few people on your list that are almost impossible to buy for. What do you get for someone who has it all?
Look no further than this list of incredibly funny (and slightly naughty) gifts. You will be sure to find something to suit everyone. Imagine opening one of these on Christmas morning; fun for the whole family I say. Just make sure that the gift recipient is over 18 and has a wicked sense of humour. Unless of course you’re up for some hilarious Christmas shenanigans and in that case, gift one of these to your mother-in-law just to make the day interesting.
Here are stuff that actually are meant to be genitals…
1. Silicone Penis Moulds
Do you know someone who likes to bake a cake? Why not gift them with this silicone mould shaped like a penis? It could even double as a rocket ship mould for their kid’s next birthday!
2. Plastic Willy Straws
Ok; so maybe these are more suited to a hens night, but who doesn’t love a five o’clock cock-tail? A little Vitamin D at your Christmas Champagne Breaky maybe?
3. Penis Colouring Book
Adult colouring books have been around for a few years now, but this cheeky one is festively themed! There’s nothing that says festive season quite like a Christmas cock.
4. Penis Bottle Opener
This wooden woody will give you the perfect leverage to crack open a bottle of beer.
5. Penis Plush Toy
Snuggle up to a soft willy every night. It’s not the kind to wake you every morning by jabbing you in the back. So cute it wouldn’t look out of place with your teddy bears.