6. Hard-on Bottle Stopper
For those occasions where there are a couple of sips left of your sav blanc, these stoppers are hilarious and practical. The wine woody won’t let you waste your precious prosecco. It’s the perfect gift for those of us who enjoy a little Christmas tipple.
7. Vulva Couch
A cozy clitoris cushion to rest your weary head. This vulva couch engulfs you entirely and would be the perfect gift for those who can appreciate a comfortable vagina.
8. Vagina-Shaped Soap
Guest bathroom? I think yes! Get them wet and they’ll work wonders. Who doesn’t love a vagina soap.
8. Uterus Earrings
Celebrate a woman’s reproductive prowess with these statement earrings.
9. Porn Pendants
Who wouldn’t want these hanging around their neck? A great conversation starter or an awkward chat; could go either way.
10. Sterling Silver Penis Necklace
This beautiful necklace is fully adjustable. Depending on your mood you can wear it flaccid or erect; either way it’s a great addition to any outfit.