15 Shocking Revelations in Dirty Little Secrets In May

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Here are the 15 most shocking revelations in Dirty Little Secrets this month. Enjoy!

15. “…always wanted to bang a scorpio.”

I’ve always been big on the zodiac and always wanted to bang a scorpio. People think the horoscopes are wrong but dam scorpios are always so dark and mysterious and sexy as hell. Hubs knows I’ll eventually use my hall pass on his hot scorpio brother or one of my female friends he can’t object considering he’s been screwing his boss for the last 5yrs.

14. “I want to have a threesome but not with my husband.”

I want to have a threesome but not with my husband. I want it with his best friend and his girlfriend. I’ve never had one before and really wish I could. My husband doesn’t please me anymore. I wish I could leave but we have 3 children and have been together 15 years.

13. “Told husband I’m gay”

Told husband I’m gay…haven’t spoken to me again…yet…

12. “I am like a car you just gotta grease the engine a bit.”

I’m as dry as a prune downstairs and I’m only 39. My husband blamed me saying it’s cos I wasn’t attracted to him. Yet I want it just the same as I ever have. I just don’t get wet. Ever. Nothing works. So we use lube. He blamed me for his pornography problem when I found it stating I wasn’t attracted to him anymore. I had tried all the time to do it and he just didn’t really seem interested anymore. Is he really that stupid? I’m just getting old you douche bag. It still works. I am like a car you just gotta grease the engine a bit. But once that’s done, I am good to go. You don’t go throw it out or go looking for a new one. I am still me. I’m just dry. Don’t worry though plenty of men would be happy to grease my engine. Pussy’s pussy.

11. “I sometimes think of what it would be like to touch, play and feel a girl…”

I love getting c**k but when I masterbate, I sometimes think of what it would be like to touch, play and feel a girl.. maybe it’s bi curious but I only ever think about it sometimes when masturbating. I never look at girls and get turned on. But when I’m playing, I think about touching my female friends, that in reality, I see and think nothing sexual about the same people!

10. “I look at hot guys and wonder what they’re like in bed…”

My desire to be wanted and lust after has gone through the roof. I dream about someone coming in my door and fu****g me against the wall. I look at hot guys and wonder what they’re like in bed.. what their c**k would feel like between my legs! I have a lovely husband that has cheated on me and I wouldn’t cheat since I know what the lies, betrayal and hurt is like.. but I need someone to WANT me.

9. “One late shift we both snuck off to one of the big coolrooms and had sex!”

I worked at Woolworths when I was 18 and was dating a guy who also worked there. One late shift we both snuck off to one of the big coolrooms and had sex!

8. “I was saving those to put in his food or coffee.”

Parents broke up when I was still 5 years old and then my mum met someone new but they didn’t get married. He was nice at first.. A year later in the relationship, my mum’s boyfriend started to abuse me. My mum found out when I was 9 years old and she thought I was depressed because they found sleeping pills and some cleaning chemicals in my room. Everyone thought I was suicidal and so I went through counseling. I wasn’t going to kill myself. I was saving those to put in his food or coffee. I never had the chance to.

7. “I drank the pooled blood from the bottom of a bag holding the meat for dinner.”

I discovered I had low iron again when without even thinking about it i drank the pooled blood from the bottom of a bag holding the meat for dinner. I poured it into a cup and drank it like it was just a coffee. Then later, it hit what I had done. I’m disgusted in myself. But I can’t stop eating it raw. I did this all through my pregnancy too. No one knows and never would think I’d be so nasty.

6. “My daughter just asked her dad why did his brother kiss and bite my boobs.”

My daughter just asked her dad why did his brother kiss and bite my boobs. No idea where she got it from but he’s mad as hell and acting like he doesn’t care. Sucks because I’m friends with hub’s brother but they hate each other (not sure why) so I dont know if hubs believes me that nothing happened. In for an awkward night…

5. “…ripped off his foreskin”

I was sucking a guy’s dick and I chocked and ripped off his foreskin.

4. “Maybe it’s exciting to watch my wife get fu***d by someone else…”

I felt my wife became cold toward me…emotionally and physically. She was less or not sweet and would just talk to me about the kids and chores. I found out she was having sex with the next door neighbour and then she asked me what I thought about a wife swapping thing. I rejected the idea when she told me about it because I was shocked. But now I gave it some thought. Maybe it’s exciting to watch my wife get fu***d by someone else…

3. “That’s Daddy cuddling his girlfriend”

My daughter drew a family portrait. 2 figures are off to one side so I asked her who are they. Her reply “thats Daddy cuddling his girlfriend”. I asked if she meant Mummy and she said no, pointed at another figure on the page and said that other figure was me. Wonder where she pulled daddy has a girlfriend from. God he’s a jerk.

2. “Went to the sex club AGAIN…and f*cked another 8 greedy boys”

Went to the sex club AGAIN last night and f*cked another 8 greedy boys. Walking on sunshine again. Two of the guys were really good, one made me squirt lots and lots and I am not a squirter. Size does count! So you can think I am a s**t but 6 of the guys were married”¦ so if your husband told you he was working or out with his buddies last night, maybe he was f*cking me!

1. “I didnt know he was my dad…we ended up fu****g…”

My dad ran off when i was young and he turned out to be rich. We met at a restaurant and I didn’t know he was my dad, it was a blind date. Later that night we ended up fu****g and then I asked his for his last name and I found out from there.

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Some entries have been edited for clarity, spelling, and grammar.