What a year, right? Lol.
February has been quite eventful. School started, Valentine’s day happened and before I knew it.. spring is almost over. It’s going too fast! The only time I can ever cope up is when the kids are in bed and I’m free to do anything I like for 30 minutes bahahaha. 30 minutes is enough to scroll on DLS and have a few laughs. These anonymous stories always puts me in a good mood!
These are the most juicy confessions this month. Some of it are quite shocking! Read on!
1. “…my partner has been beating me for years.”
“I’ve just admitted to everyone we know that my partner has been beating me for years. He’s now in custody awaiting sentence for assaulting me and threatening to kill me on out 10 year anniversary. I have a restraining order and will be moving house and starting life again. I also have a 2 year old and I’m 23 weeks pregnant with his baby 🙁 this is so hard but it feels good to know I have so much support and I’m not hiding anything now, why should I protect him!”
2. “We moved away….”
“My mil and two sils visited my mum a few weeks ago and they told my mum the reason we moved interstate was because we won lotto and we didn’t want to share with them. Haha yeah right get a ****** job bi****s and you too can live well. We actually moved away from their bludging us and emotional stress. It does feel like we win lotto now we don’t have to pay for their shit.”
3. “..his breath was so foul I almost threw up.”
“So had a weekend away with hubs over long weekend. He picked the place we stayed etc but when we went out he made no effort. Didnt even brush his teeth (yet if I didnt wear makeup he would of been sh*tty with me) when we got back to hotel he expected sex. Sorry but never putting in effort then expecting to be treated like the sexiest thing ever isnt how it works. I felt bad but I felt like I had no attraction to him at all, i mean hell his breath was so foul I almost threw up. If im not even worth brushing your teeth to impress Im not about to be turned on by your lack of effort. So gross”
4. “I stick my nose in my armpit.”
“I like the smell of my own BO, I stick my nose in my armpit as often as I can and inhale deeply.”
5. “I love my friend.. I don’t like her kid.”
“I really dislike my friend’s son. He is the rudest little asshole I have met in my life. He is so obnoxious and irritating. He is a spoilt rotten little egg and I dread seeing him. Yet she thinks her daughter is her problem child! She is only 3! He is 8 and behaves way worse than his sister! He hit someone at the shop! Just a random stranger! I looooove my friend… I just really don’t like her kid!”
6. “..if a fly crawls on my body in just the right spot, I let it because it feels nice..”
“Sometimes, if a fly crawls on my body in JUST the right spot, I let it because it feels nice, obviously not sexually but I do with enjoy the sensation on the top of my foot.”
7. “Wish he’d…f**k me crazy on his desk.”
“This teacher at my child’s school is so hot!! Wish he’d lock the classroom door and f**k me crazy on his desk.”
8. “I’ve had flings even though I have a boyfriend…”
“I’m known to chat or see to so called guy friends Ive had flings with even though I have a boyfriend.Our conversations are erotic and full of sexual innuendo.They are all taken btw.They give me a thrill and Im game to sleep with them. But one has caught my eye and the thrill of the chase is too rope him in and I now I dont know if I actually have feelings for him.”
9. “I’ve been watching porn. The doctor patient ones really get me off.”
“I’m so horny, I need a good f**k! My fiancé has little to no sex drive so it’s up to me 98% of the time to initiate sex. Usually I just start giving him a handy. But lately I just haven’t bothered, I’m waiting to see how long before he actually notices. Meanwhile I’ve been watching porn. The doctor patient ones really get me off. I love how the focus is on him pleasuring her!”
Next Page: More juicy confessions!