Tag: The Bachelor

Suffering separation anxiety at the imminent season end, I watch The Bachelor frolick in some freezing cold water during an early morning swim. With nips that could cut glass, The

Running down to his canoe, The Bachelor goes for a token paddle to sedate the morning morning glory. Meanwhile at the Ladies Lair, the girls are deliberating over the previous

Loitering in the lounge of the Ladies Lair, the girls are lamenting the loss of Elbow. “I really miss her being the first to come down stairs, eating a banana”¦”

As the inquisition of the intruders continues in the lounge of the Ladies Lair, the original gangstas are smiling through their teeth. Quiff-tastic Osh Kosh swings by and drops a