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100 Most Epic Chuck Norris Jokes

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100 Most Epic Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onions cry.

Chuck Norris’ email address is [email protected]

When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, Chuck Norris makes apple sauce.

Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.

Chuck Norris’s GPS never tells him to turn around.

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When Chuck Norris lost his first tooth, the Tooth Fairy put it under her pillow.

Chuck Norris’ dog is a Velociraptor.

Chuck Norris can speak French, in Russian.

A bullet-proof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his Mother home from the hospital.

Big Foot claims he once saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.  No one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN find the end of a circle.

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When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apples tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

Chuck Norris has a diary. It is called the ‘Guiness Book of Records’.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Some kids piss their name into the snow.  Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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