Keep It Real With These 10 Baby Names Inspired By Furniture And Fixtures

1. Chester Draws

This is an homage to the Facebook Buy, Swap and Sell pages that you know and love. People are always selling “Chester Draws” on there. Some people might insist that they should actually be called a “Chest of Drawers” – but not me. “Chester Draws” adds that air of Buy, Swap, Sell authenticity. In fact, I have been thinking of making a Facebook troll account with the name Chester Draws for some time, but instead I will let you, dear reader, have it to name your sprogs.

2. Vanity Unit

What a pretty girl’s name! Vanity Unit will grow up to be a budding entertainer somewhere. In a gentleman’s club or on a reality TV show, perhaps. The sky is the limit for your budding creative with this unusual moniker.

Caroline Duncan

Caroline Duncan is a freelance journalist and photographer with almost 20 years’ media experience in radio, magazines and online. She is also a mother of three daughters, and when she’s not writing or taking pictures, she’s extremely busy operating a taxi service running them around to various activities. She can’t sew and hates housework.

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