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200 Slang Words for Vagina

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200 Slang Words for Vagina

We have 200 Slang Words for Vagina. Do you label your lady parts? Got a Moniker for your minge?

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I have a friend who can’t bring herself to use, as she calls it, “Big People” words for parts of the body, especially ‘Down There’. She generally gives them ridiculous names that you then have to string together to get which part of her lady bits she is talking about. It’s kind of like a game of ‘Guess Who’.

No, she’s not a host of playschool, she just generally goes varying shades of red if anyone dares to say the word ‘Vagina’, which I do like to slip into conversations just to see her squirm! So it has got me thinking, what do other women call their vaginas?

I had a look to see what the world out there calls their lady bits, some make you cringe and others make you wet yourself laughing. But most would warrant a slap in the face if anyone dared to refer to your va-jay-jay by that name!

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The Slang Words for Vagina We All Know:

  • Vag
  • Pussy
  • Fanny
  • Vajayjay
  • Twat
  • Private Parts
  • Nether Regions
  • Girly Bits
  • Lady Bits
  • Schmoo
  • Vulva (which is technically correct)

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Food-related Slang Words for Vagina

  • A Ham Sandwich
  • The Fur teacup
  • Fur Burger
  • Raspberry Cave
  • Crumpet
  • Hair pie
  • Beef Taco
  • Tuna Taco
  • Furry Taco
  • Pink Taco (geez they love their Taco’s!)
  • Fish sandwich
  • Meat Massager
  • Meat Flap
  • Meat Sleeve
  • Soft Shelled Tuna Taco
  • Pastrami Flaps
  • The Peach
  • Moose Knuckle
  • Hooded Lady
  • Clown Hole
  • Smush Kitten
  • Wizard Sleeve
  • Pancake fold
  • Birth Cannon
  • Bean
  • Apple Pie
  • Meat Curtains
  • Beef Curtains
  • French Fry Dip
  • Badly Packed Kebab
  • Calamari cockring
  • Cherry
  • Cookie
  • Peaches and Cream
  • Muffin
  • Cupcake
  • Honey Pot

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Manky Cringe Worth Slang Names for Vagina

  • Penis fly trap
  • Stench trap
  • Cock Socket
  • Toothless blowjob
  • Dick driver
  • Dick eater
  • South mouth
  • Roast Beef Curtains
  • Cock Sheath
  • Carp Carnival
  • Sperm Bottle
  • Carnal Curtains
  • Dick Microwave
  • Hairy Taco
  • Bikini Bizkit
  • Danny Devito (just for Aime!)
  • Cum Dumpster
  • Slime Well
  • Anal Alternative
  • Jiz Creek
  • Horny Halo
  • Semen Locker
  • Piss Flaps
  • Whisker Biscuit
  • One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater
  • Sperm Jacuzzi
  • Pimp’s Paycheck
  • Sweaty Love Box
  • Lesbian Lunch Box
  • Vertical Bacon Sandwich
  • Slobber Pocket
  • Dick Slit
  • South Mouth
  • Penis Parking Lot
  • Meat Sleeve
  • Furry Flounder
  • Penis Garage
  • Cuntilocks and the Three Hairs
  • Erection Correction Trench
  • Bone Collector
  • Punani
  • Puntang
  • Hair Pie
  • Clack Beef (this is just for Siobhan B)
  • Sausage Wallet
  • Banana Basket
  • Gash
  • Badly Packed Kebab
  • Stench Trench
  • Pecker Wrecker
  • Stinky Pink
  • Fur Burger
  • Hatchet Wound
  • Soggy Box
  • Punched Lasagne
  • C*nt
  • C You Next Tuesday
  • Mangey Minge
  • Bearded Clam
  • Cooter
  • Coin Purse
  • Axe Wound
  • Penis park
  • Cum bucket
  • Dick warmer

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Pop Culture Slang Names for the Vagina

  • Puss-say
  • Minge
  • Snatch
  • Clunge
  • Ariel’s Underwater Treasure Grotto
  • Flange
  • Muff
  • Clout
  • Fuzzy Credit Card
  • Fetus Factory
  • Foof
  • Sideway Smile
  • Moot
  • Smoo
  • Gash
  • Hairy Potter
  • Susan
  • Sub-Woofer
  • Fandango
  • Coochie
  • Tunnel of Love
  • Fur Pipe
  • Floss
  • Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
  • Growler
  • Land Down Under
  • What You Had for Breakfast
  • Bajingo
  • The Tampon Tunnel
  • Lady’s Low Toupee
  • The Pink Portal
  • The Pink Canoe
  • Lawrence of A Labia
  • The Panty Hamster
  • The Notorious V.A.G. (my personal favourite!)
  • Vulvarine
  • Red Wagon

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Historical Slang Names for Vagina

In days of ye olde, these were the slang words for vagina.

  • French Withered Pear
  • Pie-Corner
  • Nature’s Treasury
  • Cunnie
  • Aphrodisiac tennis court
  • Rosebud
  • Lady’s Low Toupee
  • Mount Pleasant
  • The Mary-Ellen
  • Thatched Cottage
  • Chapel of Ease
  • Tuppence
  • Privy-Counsel
  • Petticoat Lane
  • Pie Corner
  • Coffer
  • Mrs Fubbs’ Parlour

Prison Slang Terms for Vagina

  • The Hairy Handbag
  • Hairy Purse
  • The Prison Purse
  • Prison Pussy
  • The Hair Pie
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Sweet and Tame Slang Words for Vagina

  • Vaginaland
  • Foofoo
  • Flower  `
  • Kitty
  • Front bottom
  • Hoo hoo
  • Fuzzy
  • The Cha Cha
  • Noo Noo
  • Minkey
  • Lady V
  • Foof
  • Vahjootz
  • Garden
  • Tutti Frutti
  • Nub
  • Mini
  • Nunee
  • Flossy
  • Honey pot
  • Gina
  • Pool of Moisture
  • Privates
  • Fajetta
  • Down There
  • Cookie
  • The Hot Box
  • Cream Pie
  • Pocket Book
  • Tutu
  • Sheath
  • Yoni
  • Wet Curls
  • Wizz
  • Bits
  • Lady Jane
  • Downstairs
  • Flappy
  • The Upright Wink
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Animal-related Slang Words for Vagina

  • Beaver
  • Fox hole
  • Hippo’s Yawn
  • Penis fly trap
  • Bush
  • Camel Toe
  • Cooter
  • Bear Trap
  • The Batcave
  • Snapper
  • Fish Mitten
  • Flap Dragon
  • Rooster Jaws
  • Tuna Town
  • Bunny Tuft
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Slang Words for Vagina that sound like Mythical Lands

  • Cave of Harmony
  • Adams Cave
  • Alter of love
  • Gates of heaven
  • Lapland
  • Wet Cave
  • Lady Cake
  • Lady Garden
  • Wizards Sleeve
  • The Pink Fortress
  • Lawrence of A Labia
  • Thatched  Cottage

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Random Terms of Endearment Slang Terms for Vagina

  • Axe Wound
  • Vertical smile
  • Hallway
  • Morris Minor
  • Downstairs
  • Tampon Tunnel
  • Pee Pee
  • The Cock Sock
  • Fuck Hole
  • Non-Na
  • Hot Pocket
  • Sin Flower
  • Mum’s Glove Box

That’s only a few that are out there, I’m sure most people could add to those. As my friend is my inspiration for me thinking about my lady bits, it’s only fitting I mention as to what she calls hers! A NONO. I know, right! Sounds like she has a bad stutter. Imagine the confusion of the poor guy she’s with.

“You can touch my NONO” – was that a yes or a no!?

Or worse still he might think she’s being kinky and wanting him to try it on with her Italian grandmother.

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Miss Ghievous

Miss Ghievous is a fun loving sexy minx that likes to mix it up and live a little on the edge. During the day she is a single saucy Para Legal and at...Read Morenight a Dominatrix of the bedroom and all things naughty and nice. Read Less

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