200 Slang Words for VaginaMuff, Foo Foo, Lady Garden??

Do you label your lady parts? Got a Moniker for your minge?

Here are 200 slang words for vagina (more coming!)

via me.me

I have a friend who can’t bring herself to use, as she calls it, “Big People” words for parts of the body, especially ‘Down There’. She generally gives them ridiculous names that you then have to string together to get which part of her lady bits she is talking about. It’s kind of like a game of ‘Guess Who’.

No, she’s not a host of playschool, she just generally goes varying shades of red if anyone dares to say the word ‘Vagina’, which I do like to slip into conversations just to see her squirm! So it has got me to thinking, what do other women call their vaginas?

I had a look to see what the world out there calls their lady bits, some make you cringe and others make you wet yourself laughing. But most would warrant a slap in the face if anyone dared to refer to your va-jay-jay by that name!

So let’s start with the food related Vagina Slang…

  • Ham Sandwich
  • Fur teacup
  • Raspberry Cave
  • Crumpet
  • Hair pie
  • Beef Taco
  • Tuna Taco
  • Fish sandwich
  • Meat Massager
  • Meat Flap
  • Soft Shelled Tuna Taco
  • Pastrami flaps
  • Peach
  • Moose Knuckle
  • Hooded Lady
  • Clown Hole
  • Smush Kitten
  • Wizard Sleeve
  • Pancake fold
  • Birth Cannon
  • Bean
  • Apple Pie
  • Meat curtains
  • French fry dip
  • Badly packed Kebab
  • Calamari cockring
via metro.co.uk

These are a bit manky… 

  • Penis fly trap
  • Stench trap
  • Cock Socket
  • Toothless blowjob
  • Dick driver
  • Dick eater
  • South mouth
  • Cock Sheath
  • Carp Carnival
  • Sperm Bottle
  • Carnal Curtains
  • Dick Microwave
  • Hairy Taco
  • Cum Dumpster
  • Slime Well
  • Anal Alternative
  • Jiz Creek
  • Horny Halo
  • Semen Locker
  • Piss Flaps
  • Whisker Biscuit
  • One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater
  • Sperm Jacuzzi
  • Pimp’s Paycheck
  • Sweaty Love Box
  • Lesbian Lunch Box
  • Vertical Bacon Sandwich
  • Slobber Pocket
  • Dick Slit
  • South Mouth
  • Penis Parking Lot
  • Meat Sleeve
  • Furry Flounder
  • Penis Garage
  • Cuntilocks and the Three Hairs
  • Erection Correction Trench
  • Bone Collector
  • Punani
  • Puntang
  • Hair Pie
  • Clack Beef (this is just for Siobhan B)
  • Sausage Wallet
  • Banana Basket
  • Gash
  • Badly Packet Kebab
  • Stench Trench
  • Pecker Wrecker
  • Stinky Pink
  • Fur Burger
  • Hatchet Wound
  • Soggy Box
  • Punched Lasagne
  • C*nt
  • Mangey Minge
  • Bearded Clam
  • Axe Wound
  • Penis park
  • Cum bucket
  • Dick warmer
via bustle.com

Pop culture Vaginas

  • Pusssay
  • Minge
  • Snatch
  • Clunge
  • Ariel’s Underwater Treasure Grotto
  • Flange
  • Muff
  • Clout
  • Fuzzy Credit Card
  • Fetus Factory
  • Foof
  • Sideway Smile
  • Moot
  • Smoo
  • Gash
  • Hairy Potter
  • Susan
  • Sub-Woofer
  • Fandango
  • Tunnel of Love
  • Fur Pipe
  • Floss
  • Growler
  • Land Down Under
  • What You Had for Breakfast
  • Bajingo
  • Prison Purse
  • The Pink Portal
  • Lawrence of A Labia
  • Panty Hampster
  • The Notorious V.A.G.
  • Fanny
  • Vag
  • Twat
30 Things That Look Like A Vagina -- But Aren't! | Stay At Home Mum
via kardsunlimited.com

Historical Names for the Vagina

  • French Withered Pear
  • Pie-Corner
  • Nature’s Treasury
  • Cunnie
  • Aphrodisiac tennis court
  • Rosebud
  • Lady’s Low Toupee
  • Mount Pleasant
  • Mary-Ellen
  • Thatched Cottage
  • Chapel of Ease
  • Tuppence
  • Privy-Counsel
  • Petticoat Lane
  • Mrs Fubbs’ Parlour

Sweet and Tame Vagina Names

  • Vaginaland
  • Foo foo
  • Flower  `
  • Kitty
  • Front bottom
  • Hoo hoo
  • Fuzzy
  • Noo Noo
  • Minkey
  • Lady V
  • Foof
  • Vahjootz
  • Garden
  • Tutti Fruitti
  • Mini
  • Nunee
  • Flossy
  • Honey pot
  • Gina
  • Privates
  • Fajetta
  • Down There
  • Cookie
  • Pocket Book
  • Tutu
  • Wizz
  • Bits
  • Lady Jane
  • Downstairs
  • Flappy
via giphy.com

Animal-related Vagina Names

  • Beaver
  • Fox hole
  • Hippo yawn
  • Penis fly trap
  • Bush
  • Camel Toe
  • Cooter
  • Snapper
  • Fish Mitten
  • Rooster Jaws
  • Tuna Town
  • Bunny Tuft
via buzzfeed.com

Names that sound like mythical lands

  • Cave of harmony
  • Adams cave
  • Alter of love
  • Gates of heaven
  • Lapland
  • Wet cave
  • Lady Cake
  • Lady Garden
  • Wizards sleeve
  • Pink fortress
  • Lawrence of A Labia
via buzzfeed.comhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/the-only-7-things-you-need-to-know-about-oysters

Random Terms of Endearment

  • Axe wound
  • Vertical smile
  • Hallway
  • Panty Hampster
  • Morris minor
  • Downstairs
  • Tampon Tunnel
  • Pee Pee
  • Non Na
  • Hot Pocket
  • Schmoo
  • Sin Flower
  • Mums Glove Box

That’s only a few that are out there, I’m sure most people could add to those. As my friend is my inspiration for me thinking about my lady bits, it’s only fitting I mention as to what she calls hers! A NONO. I know, right! Sounds like she has a bad stutter. Imagine the confusion of the poor guy she’s with.

“You can touch my NONO” – was that a yes or a no!? Or worse still he might think she’s being kinky and wanting him to try it on with her Italian grandmother.

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