Okay so not EXACTLY your vagina, more like your pubic area. But you’ll know what I mean here.
We go through all the latest and greatest vag decor options… But natural, nude or neither – that’s cool. It’s your vagina – you do what you wish with it. But we do LOVE talking about vaginas here at Stay at Home Mum – so see what we have found for you!
1. Want hair down there but have none? Why not try a Merkin!
WTF is a Merkin? Well it is a ‘wig’ for your vagina. Yes, they are a thing. Yes, you can buy them!
They come in all sorts of colours, shapes, and sizes.
Check out these stores that stock Twat Toupees, a Kitty Carpets, Fur Berets, or a lady’s low toupee!
Our Favourite Merkin:
We love this Small Pink Crown Merkin with rhinestones – classy!
Stockist: Merkin Boutique (US)
2. Try Some Vajazzling
Yes yes you have heard of it – but have you actually SEEN it? Generally, vajazzling is applying tiny crystals to your nether regions in a pattern – and there are so many cutie patootie options now, your vagina need never leave the house without bling ever again!
No pain involved!
Best shops for gorgeous Crotch Decor:
3. Bleach your Labia or Butt-Hole
Before we start – can we just say that this sounds bloody painful… But apparently it isn’t…. And who is looking at your labia so hard they think you need to bleach it?
Anyhoo… If you are going to go there, make sure you use products that are made especially for this part of the body! All reviews tell us that the South Beach Gel is the best and ‘brightest’ way to lighten your lady-garden area without getting third-degree burns.
4. Do IPL Brazilian Hair Removal at Home
Laser Hair Removal is perfect for totally removing your Minge Mane, but it is expensive to get it done at the salon. But the tech is there now for home IPL systems, so you can permanently remove any hair you like!
Our pick is this Philips Lumea Prestige IPL Hair Removal for Body, Face and Bikini
Stockist: Amazon Australia
5. Apply Some Vulva Lipstick
There’s lippy for your lady lips! It’s an actual thing… People find pretty colours for their second pair of lips to make them look extra girly. And apparently ‘these’ lips get chaffed occasionally too!
6. Vagacial: (A Vaginal Facial)
The older we get the more wrinkles we get, everywhere. For ladies who love skincare and pruning, Vagacial is the new best thing! with a full Vagacial comes cleansing, moisturising and a smooth surface left over. Prettyyyy! Just Google “Vagina Facials” and your suburb, I’m sure there will be a therapist nearby!
7. Stuff Brazilian, go French.
The French wax is by far the prettiest looking grooming style, delicate and tidy without being completely bare and bold. You can ask your beauty therapist for a ‘French’ – or alternatively, you can buy small templates so you can wax yourself at home!
8. Get Some Serious Vag Muscles with a Yoni Egg
A Yoni Egg is another vagina crystal type thing, supposedly made to bring lust and passion into your sex life, having it in before intercourse will make for a lustful experience for both partners… We could all use a bit of that! Plus the bottom of the crystal kinda hangs out – so it’s like a vagina earring.
or a Yoni Egg Set to Practice Your Kegels
9. Get Your Clit Pierced
The most popular vagina prettifier goes to the clit piercing, give you bits some bling with one of these bad boys. There are two different sorts – there is the Clitoral hood piercing (which is the most popular) where the piercing goes through the hood of the clitoris, not the clitoris itself. This is provided you have enough of a clitoral hood to actually pierce!
Then there is the ACTUAL clitoris piercing – which is uncommon as there is the potential for nerve damage. Some women also find that direct clitoral piercing will be too ‘sensitive’ for intercourse (so really, what’s the point?).
You can buy beautiful Clitoris jewellery here:
This Vertical Hood Piercing Barbell with Hinged Crystal Heart by Jeweled Navel
10. Too Scared? Try a Non-Piercing Labia Clip
CLIT CLIP!!! This is a favourite for sure! Without the permanence of a piercing, these pretty clips can be put on for extra special nights for a bit of fun! They are clipped onto your labia flaps and come in all different styles and colours. This is a very non-invasive way to decorate your vag.
Yep there is hair colour that is specifically made for the pubic area! It does not contain any ammonia or parabens and is totally fine to apply to the more sensitive body parts. They come in a variety of colours so you can make your thatch any colour you wish!
12. Got Lumps and Bumps from Waxing?
Perhaps look at Laser Hair Removal! This is a great way to avoid all those ingrown hairs that seem to plague us gals with curly or frizzy hair! Yes it costs a heap – but it does a terrific job – and no more bumps! Most beauty salons or laser clinics offer this service.