I Bleached My Arsehole with South Beach Gel for Sensitive Areas

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I Bleached My Arsehole with South Beach Gel for Sensitive Areas

In the name of beauty, I bleached my arsehole and am now blogging about my experience…..  The things we do for you, our readers!

Anal bleaching has been popular for quite a few years now. Areas on the body can become discoloured over time including your chocolate starfish, your armpits, and genital ‘flaps’.

I recently bleached my arsehole with South Beach Gel for Sensitive Areas to see what all the anal bleaching hype was about.  Here’s what I found out…

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Why Does Some Skin Get Darker Over Time?

Skin tone and Anal darkening occurs to many people and for a number of reasons either because of age or hormonal changes and has been happening since we first climbed down from the trees. 

It’s not something people used to talk about but with the advent of Brazilian waxing and the increase in popularity for playing the back nine, there has been a growing trend for making the poo-shoot more visually appealing.

In the past, adult movie performers would have genital area and anal discolouration dealt with by professional salons with strong bleaching chemicals that would irritate and burn in an eye-watering example of “suffering for their art”.

Other reasons our genitals darken with time include:

  • Heavy friction of the area
  • Weight gain
  • Skin Stretching

Your Anus is Not Dark Because of Poop

No no no no no.  I Googled this (as an accredited journalist I felt it was my moral obligation) and many people were of the opinion that the area is dark because of ‘Poo Particles’ getting stuck in the skin.  This is not the case.

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Does Anal Bleaching with South Beach Gel Hurt?

But a new natural anal bleaching product is a gentle, clean and effective way to lighten your chocolate doughnut and does not contain any potentially harmful or irritating chemicals such as kojic acid or hydroquinone.

It’s called South Beach Gel for Sensitive Areas and in addition to being effective on the bunghole, you can also use it on your genitals, breasts, underarms and face and anywhere you have age or liver spots or other discolourations of the skin.

So, how does South Beach Gel actually work?

South Beach Gel is unlike anything else on the market and firstly gently exfoliates the skin to prepare it and then lightens the skin and reduces the activity of tyrosinase (the enzyme responsible for darkening). Gentle soothing agents then moisturise to protect the area and as the new skin comes to the surface, you see a lighter tone that blends with your natural skin tone.

How do you apply South Beach Gel Anal Bleach?

Step 1

Wash the area you wish to lighten as normal and then allow the skin to dry. South Beach Gel is suitable for use on all external parts of the body, including the genitals and your butt hole.

Step 2

Apply a small amount of South Beach Gel for Sensitive Areas to the region of skin you wish to lighten by gently rubbing in a circular motion until it is completely absorbed and then you are done!

Repeated use will create the desired effect and it’s recommended to use the product twice a day, morning and evening until you reach the skin tone you want.

How Long Does South Beach Gel Take to Work?

Most people will see results in two to three weeks and maintaining that colour will come down to regular maintenance.

Frequently Asked Questions – Anal Bleaching

Does Anal Bleaching burn or hurt?

Surprisingly no. I did think applying South Beach Gel to my most intimate place would burn.  But it didn’t at all.  But it does feel like you have shit yourself a little when you apply the cream and walk around for the day with that bit of ‘moisture’ right in your coight.

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Why Do I Need to Bleach My Anus?

Well, you don’t.  It’s totally up to you.  Some people want a bright sparkly butt hole.  Others don’t care.  It is purely a personal choice.  We just think, if someone is close enough to your ass to see the colour of it, they are not going to stop!

Just remember, this product is for external use only and should not be used by pregnant or breastfeeding women.

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Donna Jones

Donna Jones is a former News Corp Australia journalist who now spends her days between trying to write the great Australian novel or screenplay and tr...Read Moreying to decipher the actions of her mentally unstable feline companion Archimedes Tarmo Jones. Read Less

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