NSFW: Top 10 Anonymous Vibrator Sex ConfessionsOMG!

Taken straight from Dirty Little Secrets…take a gander some of the very REAL and very hot vibrator confessions. Enjoy 🙂

 

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The batteries are in ready to go…

I bought my friend in high school a vibrator for Christmas but before I gave it to her I tested it out on myself first.

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Wow…

There are workman working on a building site next door. The other day I left the curtains to the bedroom open, stripped off and started masturbating with my vibrator. I kept my eyes closed and pretended I did not know they were watching me.

After about 10 minutes I opened my eyes and looked right at them but kept going faster and faster. A few more minutes and I stopped went downstairs opened the front door and left it ajar. I came back upstairs, got a packed of condoms out put them on the bedside and started again.

2 guys came across to the house and took turns with me. I had the best afternoon of my life. I can’t believe I did it but the worst thing is I really want to do it again.

 

And what’s the name of your masseuse again?

A few weeks ago after dropping the kids off at school I went to a massage place neat our local shopping center. My neck and lower back have been killin me for months and I’ve never had a massage. I was told all the female masseurs had clients but 1 male was free so I agreed. He was cute in early 20s and very fit. During the massage he asked if he could unhook my bra (I was on my stomach) I said OK.I had a towel over me when I turned over but a while later he lowered is and massaged my breast but it didn’t feel sensual. He massaged the insides of my thigh and rubbing everything around it. I didn’t know what to feel. I was so wet. He asked if he could use a pulse machine. I didn’t know what it was but for some reason I said yes. It looked like a huge vibrator with a round head. It was amazing! I think I orgasmed three times.

He didn’t ask for money or a tip at the end.. I want to go back but I kinda feel guilty. I’m guessing this type of massage isn’t normal.

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Well…I hope he keeps them charged

My boyfriend likes to use my vibrators when I’m at work. Worst part … it turns me on, not that I told him that!

When you gotta settle an urge…time for a rummage…

I carry a little vibrator in my handbag, it looks like a lipstick. Anyways sometimes I give it a whirl and masturbate in the cars, public toilets, and even once while a guy was sleeping next to me on the plane. It can get a bit risky at times when people are around, but it’s such a turn on.

Rookie error but one way to get your veggies…

After leaving my caravan in storage now im (sic) in lockdown I left my vibrator in the caravan i thought the curtains were closed but turns out I masterbated (sic) with a cucumber with the lights on but I couldnt (sic) see out but turns out some of the street must of had a look.

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From cucumbers to carrots…

Sigh… I’m 26 and my partner is 27. He’s the most vanilla and boring in bed man I have ever met. We have sex once every couple of months, maybe. He’d be mortified if he knew I masturbated to lesbian and gangbang porn with carrots (always throw them away after, and I think he’d be creeped out if I bought a vibrator. I want nothing more than for him to give it to me super rough. Do anal while pulling my hair and smacking my arse hard while calling me his dirty slut. And finger me in my sleep to wake me up in the middle of the night and then fuck me really hard from behind. A girl can dream! Love him way to much to leave over this, he’s my best friend.

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Brag away…at least you gave the carrots and cucumbers have a break…

Today after I put our toddler to bed for a nap I was making lunch, my husband sat me on the kitchen bench and made out with me and took my top and bra off, carried me to bed and had hot sex with me. Then tonight he went down on me and used a vibrator on me at the same time til I came TWICE before having wild, amazing sex with me again! 😉 😉 God I love this man! I just wanted to brag to someone but I’m not usually the type to share such details 😉

Auspost brings me things…

I just did a huge sex toy order. A glass dildo, a cool silicone dildo for my g spot that’s attached to a vibrator pad (so I kinda ride it with the vibe pad against my clit and he dildo working the g spot), and a small but plug. Super excited!!

Time to restock!

I have a much larger sex drive then hubby 2 (sic) be which was fine until last night he said to me that he wanted to watch me use my vibrator. Nothing makes you feel like a bigger pervert then heaps of dead batteries falling out of your top draw then after putting new ones in realizing it’s broken from over use…. awkward

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