I love that men have never hidden the fact that they love to masturbate.
But men using sex toys to masturbate is a relatively new thing – and there is such a variety of toys for us girls – so why bloody not should the boys have fun too! It’s actually great to see the variety of men’s sex toys on the market.
If you haven’t heard of sex toys for men before – or are just curious as to what’s available – or your want to surprise the man in your life with a throbbing self-heated penis pleasure machine – read on!
First of all – I adore the name of this toy. Blowmotion – just genius! To whoever invented that – I salute you! So this men’s sex toy uses powerful magnets to create six different vibration modes. As soon as that penis is inserted into the Blowmotion, it will start self-heating, it will tighten its grip and it will slowly pump and massage your penis until it pops!
This toy must be used with water-based lubricant for comfort (pfft dry masturbation is always nasty!).
- Sleek silicone male masturbator with magnet-powered pulsations to push you to the peak of arousal
- Squeezable 3.5 inch canal lets you adjust the pressure in the heat of the moment
- Enjoy 6 vibration modes and 6 pulsation functions in combination or independently
- Includes an automatic warming feature for authentic sensations
This thing looks HUGE and it is pretty expensive – so of course, I HAD to click on it to see what it was all about!
This ‘machine’ connects to your Virtual Reality Headset. Then it also links to any erotic videos your man may choose to consume whilst using this machine – and is ‘strokes’ in time with the…slapping?.
It will move up and down the penis, gyrating, vibrating and stroking for a solo-session of his dreams. Sounds pretty amazing.
Tapered at the tip for easy entry to the chocolate starfish, and curved to touch the prostate, this extra quiet silicone prostate massager has three speeds and seven different patterns of vibrations.
Just make sure you use a whole lot of lube first!
Penis Pumps are sold as a way to increase the size of his penis. Look, nothing but surgery will actually do that. But whilst using this pump, the penis will almost certainly look larger…. This is a pretty damn cheap one as far as penis pumps go.
Penis Pumps feel good for men as the vacuum increases blood flow for a super hard erection. Great for men who struggle to get hard. If you pump too much – there is a quick-release valve. Oh, and a few online reviews said that if they pumped too much the pump dragged their balls into the chamber… I’ll leave you with that image….
This sex toy is great for solo play – or couple’s play (a versatile sex toy!). The Pivot is worn on the base of the penis and is designed to prolong erections, intensify orgasms and also give his partner pleasure during sex.
The silicone is soft, stretchy and smooth so it’s comfortable being worn on the skin.
The Pivot is waterproof and has more than 10 different vibration modes.
The good ole Fleshlight has come a very long way! The Turbo Fleshlight has been designed with 3 points of initial insertion to mimic oral sex. The opening of the Turbo feels like soft sucking lips.
- Patented blow job simulating masturbator from Fleshlight
- Textured canal grips and engulfs the entire length of penis
- A sturdy see-through case means you can enjoy watching your play
- Compatible with Fleshlight accessories for full hands-free fun
Another ‘masturbation machine’ that you insert your member into and it takes over. The Tenge Flip contains an intricate coating of stimulating bumps and lines. There are five different vibration patterns, while the all-important task of cleaning and maintenance is easy thanks to the way it splits open and can be dried out.
Reusable with 5 Vibration modes, Flip Zero Electronic Vibration Body and Slide Arms ARE waterproof. The charging Base is NOT waterproof.
Technology in the Adult Toy sector has certainly come a very long way.