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These Christmas cards are not for the faint-hearted and above all — not for kids!

We can already smell Christmas in the air! And that folks is a sign that there’ll be a lot of gift-giving. Speaking of gift-giving, there are times that we only…like ONLY receive Christmas cards. It sucks, right? All those red and green themed papers we receive most of the time makes us feel a little worse…somehow, maybe? However, we can’t force people into sending us and we can’t be rude to them just because it’s not something we are expecting, right?

But let’s not mope about it either. Instead, why not we give them back unusual holiday cards with a twisted sense of humour! And if you’re into it, we’ve compiled these totally inappropriate but hilarious cards that will bring a wide smile on their faces!

1. Mrs. Claus, the vodka, and the elves

While Santa is away, Mrs. Claus stays awake.

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2. What he really wants

Naked is love!

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3. A Christmas Carol

As I read it, both songs play in my head, as well as, the pun behind those words.

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4. The Happy Snowman

I don’t know whether the carrot is placed intentionally down there, but still, given that the weather is cold (up north anyway), it still fits!

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5. Happy Birthday!

This guy doesn’t really get it.

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6. Nothing will ever be the same, Santa

This is what happens if you try being naughty on Facebook, even Santa is now on social media.

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7. Girls just wanna have fun!

I imagined 80’s girls as young, loving, and carefree, but some of them could be plain bi-atches, too.

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8. I open thee

A present doesn’t have to be wrapped, it is what’s inside that counts.

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9. Confidently naughty

She knows what she wants and who she is.

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10. Just don’t

He may have the big shiny eyes that every kid wants. Let’s just stop there.

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11. Aye! Santa!

If you ain’t gettin’ nothin’, you ain’t gettin’ shit!

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12. This pug knows no boundaries

Given the pug’s innocent face, he has just taken naughtiness to the next level!

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13. What you give is what you get

Santa is alive, people! You can’t just give rice cakes and expect something more!

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14. Even mums can be naughty

Hey kids! Leave mum and Santa alone.

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15. Expectation

You might just get it.

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16. The Lucky One

Oooh isn’t she?

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17. How thoughtful is she?

.We’re sure her friend will “enjoy” it!

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18. You know it!

Granny sure is excited!

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19. Sorry, not sorry mum

That kid must have been taught by his parents to be resourceful. Look at what he has become!

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20. The Nosy Husband

I can’t comprehend how she fell for that act once?

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21. She’s a naughty little dancer

Everyone knows that one person who works it a little too much at the holiday party.

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22. Cheers to a freak’n holidays!

We bet that YULE be drunk and merry this Christmas!

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23. For that one single friend this holiday

Too blunt eh?

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24. A Christmas Tragedy

The fashion police will definitely chase you!

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25. All I want for Christmas is…

The best thing your SO ever wants.

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26. Unabashedly suggestive

Ho ho ho… hmmm?!

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27. What’s for Kris Kringle? Something long and…

I would love to know what’s in your stocking.

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28. Santa’s naughty too!

You will never see Santa Claus the same way again.

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29. Want some lollies?

Best Christmas card ever for your husband and boyfriend

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30. How do you like your candy cane?

The perfect card for a naughty, naughty Christmas.

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31. Cockadoodle doo!

Make his Christmas very merry!

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32. Oh behave!

This is gonna make him blush!

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33. It’s gonna be a bang-bang Christmas

No one has ever armed an entire family!

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34. Shut up and just…

Come now baby let’s have a rocky Christmas!

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35. Hey Santa!

I’ve been very nice all year and I’m patiently waiting for it.

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36. A hilariously rude table

How I feel about so many things in general!

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37. Merry Drunk! I’m Christmas!

Perhaps we should reconsider not to make rum balls this Christmas?

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38. Holiday Hangover

Slow it down little miss!

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39. A holiday cheer, one way or another

Let’s set aside attitude problem and be merry with each other!

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40. Shiny, shimmering and splendid

Sparkle this Christmas!

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We hope we gave you cheeky ideas on what Christmas cards to send! lol

Have a naughty Christmas y’all!

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