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30+ Things That Look Like A Vagina — But Aren’t!

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30+ Things That Look Like A Vagina — But Aren’t!

The amazing vagina. Really a genius work of engineering, a true workhorse. So much respect for the incredible Miss V. There is one thing though, I really can’t hold it in any longer!

No- I have been doing my pelvic floor exercises – it’s not that! It, well, and it may just be me but I really do think the vagina was standing outside the room when looks were being given out.

Granted- the vagina is a quite striking composition and one that is very distinct in its appearance. Quite the individual. Or is it?! Hmmmm”¦

It seems the ole Vejayjay has cheap rip offs / imitations appearing around the world. Objects trying to ‘imitate’ this wondrous thing it would seem. Idol worshipping or simply just creepy stalker-ish wannabes? I’ll let you decide.

I present to you 30 Things That Look Like Vaginas but aren’t!!

Well okay more like Vulvas but for effect today they are coming under the vagina umbrella. Sit back, do some squinting, head tilting if needed, but be warned. Once you see it you can’t unsee it!

Oysters

I get it- they produce pearls. They are fabulous to eat “¦apparently (yeuchhh I just can’t even get one in front of me without my jaws clenching and cramping in disgust!), BUT you would think they would develop their OWN sense of style right?!

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Mussels

I remember as a young lass seeing jars of marinated mussels on the shelves of the supermarket and thinking something terrible has happened here! Does no one else wee what they have bottled?! Snap my legs shut tightly and waddle straight the hell out of the shop! No one was taking MY vagina and bottling it!

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via imgur.com

A Yoni Flower

Ahhh the flowers are bursting from their buds, its springtime. So fresh so innocent”¦or IS it?!

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via vulvalovelovely.tumblr.com

The Hydnora Africana

Watch where you step wouldn’t want to miss this one!

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via visual-records.wikidot.com

The Al Wakrah Stadium

You would think the game of Football would be safe right no vagina’s there! No Wrong. Preliminary designs for the Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium were released and quickly became dubbed as the Vagina Stadium you can see why.

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via designboom.com

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Dried Pears

…say no more.

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via bunkerfoodscorp.com

Donuts

I don’t think these doughnuts turned out how they imagined..

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via www.mersassy.com

Dehydrated Strawberries

Oven dried Strawberries, anyone?

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via pinterestfail.com

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Meat

I’ll leave this one right here”

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via wtflmao.com
turkey | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

The Inside of a Pomelo

Not going to look at Pomelos the same way ever, again.

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This Grandmother Rock

If you’re planning your holiday to Thailand you just may stumble across Grandmother Rock on Limai Beach. Not a nice visual marriage in your head right now but hey I never came up with that name!

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via ticket-to-timbuktu.com

This Vagina Rock in China

Vagina Rock in China apparently there is a penis rock in the same National Park”¦what was on your mind Mother Nature when you created these?…Nevermind I think we can work that one out!

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via dontstopliving.net

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Other Rock Sculptures

It seems rocks are the popular medium for these sculptures…

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via imgfave.com

Vagina Tree

Now come on Treederella let’s keep a little ‘something something’ to the imagination”¦

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via thegloss.com

This Plant…

If your vagina DOES look like this please see your doctor ASAP!

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via flickr.com

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A Mountain…

Just in case you were a little hard of sight time to upsize baby!

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via theaccidentalvagina.com

Puffed Wheat

Keeping it small puff wheat cereal is now looking a little different isn’t it?

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via allposters.com

Conch Shells

A day at the beach collecting shells has taken a whole new turn. The Conch shell bears a striking resemblance.

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via blunderbussmag.com

This Pair of Shoes

“I got inspired by my current line of shoes from my coochie!

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via styleite.com

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Pecan Nuts

Pecan nuts maybe they aren’t ‘nuts’ after all”¦

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via grabpage.info

Japanese Bread

This Japanese snack bread somehow just is a little well, graphic almost!

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via kotaku.com

These Red Bell Peppers

Capsicum or as some may call it the pepper”¦just got a whole new rating and it isn’t 5 star..

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via foodbeast.com
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Submitted by one of our readers. Thanks, Eric!

This Lounge Suite

Got some money to burn why not spend big dollars getting a custom made couch??

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via www.incrediblethings.com

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Cordless Mouse

The cordless mouse”¦

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via pinterest.com

This Construction Design…

This Florida University”¦and no one could see the similarities at the design stage?

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via floridapolytechnic.org

Mini Golf Course

Mini golf. Why?

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via kardsunlimited.com

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Flowers

This flower”¦whoa. I can’t look at a bouquet the same!

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via mengyou.org

Tree Trunks

Tree trunks getting in on the trend..

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via redbubble.net

French Bread

Those crusty little dinner rolls”¦oh, maybe crusty isn’t the best word to use now.

30 Things That Look Like A Vagina -- But Aren't! | Stay At Home Mum

Purses

Ohhh so this is what they mean when they say ‘the money shot’…

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It seems you can find a vagina impersonator in almost anything!

NOTABLE MENTIONS!!!

Everyone has probably seen the infamous ‘Vagina Wedding Gown’ – but if you haven’t – here it is in all its glory!

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Michelle Gadd

Being a single parent since her children were toddlers, Michelle has enjoyed life's challenges, and is able to relate to other mothers and fathers of...Read Morechildren growing up and developing through life's stages. The laughter, heartbreak, tantrums and victories are all memories to be shared and embraced. With sheer determination or as some may prefer to call it stubbornness and with a sometimes twisted view - Michelle will always find the humorous side of life. Michelle has a business background working in Government departments for over 20 years holding multiple Business Diploma's and other certifications including Training and Assessing, Project Management and Volunteer Coordination amongst them. With an attitude of "˜life being an adventure - start living', she is always looking for new challenges and the chance to share knowledge and experiences with the Stay At Home Mum Community. Mother of two teens who also makes claim to even have her sanity intact (on most days) Michelle has ventured into writing sharing her sometime sassy and wry sense of humour. Read Less

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