50 Hilarious Reasons Why Toddlers Chuck TantrumsThey really do have a mind of their own!

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Toddler tantrums can be extremely frustrating for both mum and bub.

Watching your little one flailing her arms, screaming at the top of her lungs, bashing her head on the floor and crying bloody murder can leave you with a massive headache and the need to escape with a bottle of Jim Beam. But, take heart in knowing that, guess what, you are not alone. In fact, you are in great company!

We recently asked our fans what are some of the most random reasons why your kids have chucked a wobbly. And here is what we discovered. Be prepared to piss yourself…

When you just can’t figure out why they LOVE to HATE food…

1. “That we’d run out of Crunchy Nuts. I should have filmed it and sent it to Kelloggs. I’d be rich now.” — Leona

2. “Because I peeled the banana and he couldn’t put it back into the peel.” — ElizabethTantrums

3. “The food is broken.” — Jessica

4. “Because the dog ate his piece of bread…that he hand fed the dog.” — Stephanie

5. “Because I wouldn’t let her play with a raw egg.” — Aleisha

6. “Because I wouldn’t let her put a soggy biscuit into the power point.” — Jade

7. “I put jam on my 2 year old’s toast. I think it must have been evil jam.” — Saima


8. “Because I did not cut her toasts in squares. So I cut them in squares and she screams ‘I want triangles’.” — Ayu

9. “I wouldn’t let her tip hot chocolate over me.” — Anna


When animals become ALL THEIR RAGE…

10. “Because she couldn’t stand on the cat’s tail.” — Monique

11. “Because there was an ant on the floor where they wanted to play.” — Sophie

12. “I wouldn’t let her hit the dog with a stick.” — Marie

13. “Because she wanted to ride the horse. We don’t have a horse.” — Kellie

14. “Because she was not a unicorn.” — Mel


When cars FUEL their tantrums all the more…

15. “Because Mummy drove the car and not Daddy.” — Emma

16. “For turning the corner in the car.” — Lauren

17. “Because I wouldn’t let her throw water around the car.” — Louisa


When something about toilets make them go NASTY…

18. “Because I went to the toilet before her, despite her saying minutes before she didn’t need to go.” — Sandie

19. “Because the toilet seat was cold.” — Kiara

20. “My daughter threw a tantrum because I hurt her feelings when I ‘flushed the toilet.” — Nicole


When they turn RED about colours…

21. “Because he wasn’t green.” — Vicki

22. “Because a little girl at daycare’s favourite colour was also pink.” — Rewa

23. “Because our house is not pink.” — Sharona

When they get annoying because they’re annoyed with their sisters…

24. “Because his baby sister’s sippy cup squeaks when she chews on it…and his doesn’t.” — Caroline

25. “Because her sister smiled at her.” — Melissa

26. “Because his sister looked out the window of the side of the car he was sitting on.” — Pam


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