Erections happen at any time of the day or night and can go either way, completely embarrassing for some, yet so darn rewarding for others!
You probably know a lot of different fun names for an erection – Chubby, grand-salute, cracked-a-fat, stiff, boner, woody, vagina-miner, one hit wonder, thrill drill, Vlad the impaler (really?), love pump, lap rocket”�oh, the list goes on and on and on.
The various pet names themselves aren’t much of a secret or revelation to anyone, though hilarious some are, but there are a few hidden facts about these, snow-canon, raging-salmon, one-eyed trouser snakes that you should know!
10. Congratulations”�it’s”�clearly got a willy!
Lots of parents-to-be enjoy finding out the sex of their baby before he or she has been born, via ultrasound and some prefer to get a big surprise on the day of delivery. Some, however, have no freaking choice, due to that ultra-high clarity scan of their 10 week onwards foetus, with an erection in-utero. Yep, genitals develop early and once they have a blood supply, they work just fine!
9. Batting Average
According to a study of, ahem, a�huge�number of men, the average boner length is about 14cm or 5.5 inches (I totally got my ruler out too) with a circumference of around 12cm or 4.8inches.
Interestingly, the manner in which this wood was gained�definitely attributed to how long in the schlong it was. Purple sausages attained from having sex were much more sizeable than their hard-up counterparts awoken by fantasising only!
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